Best Vinegar Poems

elementary science 
we watched with wide eyes
baking soda and vinegar
a little red food coloring
emerge from a clay volcano
the foam erupting
moving fast
mixing these catalysts
consequence happened
our lives
like baking soda and vinegar
cause and effect
a mere chemistry experiment
some of us
not well-rounded chemists
make quite a muddle of it
not ever getting...

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He was somewhat enamored,
with salt and vinegar
he chipped away his health...

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Wrote this because my wife and I both love dill pickles and eat one before bedtime most 
every night.

Haiku:

Cucumber on vine,
Pack them, process them, spice them
Birth of a pickle.

Here's another version that I like also.  Second line was suggested to me by Tim Ryerson...

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Women,captivating women....
                                   In our eyes like diamond
    ...

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Once I had the opportunity
For hard-earned, sweet success
But I yawned instead and spurned my chance
To labour and progress

And so my potential festered
Scorned sourly in defeat
Now I am left with vinegar
In place of honey sweet....

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Your full of piss and vinegar
My dad used to say
I don't want to smell like pee
To my mother I'd cry my way

Since I wouldn't use the toilet
The pee turned to vinegar over time
This is how my dad potty trained me
It still works on grandchildren of...

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The 
appetite 
is 
wet,
The 
aroma 
is 
great,
Roses 
emitting 
a 
pleasing 
scent,
Tongue 
yearning 
for 
a 
taste,
The 
mind 
becomes 
restless 
and 
quickly 
shifts 
to 
a 
bad 
state,
Because 
the 
belly's 
vacuum 
has 
to 
be 
occupied 
in 
haste.
A 
battle 
erupts 
within 
the 
intestines,
Wailings 
and 
groanings,
Trumpets 
and 
horns 
are 
sounding,
Civilians...

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There is no sweet taste in my mouth,
no milk and honey on my lip.
Tempered by times inhumanity,
the scourge of vinegar's my sip.
I am kind, because I bleed 
for every race, color and creed.
I have been crucified by tongues fluidity,
yet kindness is not returned to me.
Is...

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It's not a crack to the skull
But the yolk is prepared in a bowl
It is diluted with water

It's not a pint over the head
But the beer from a bottle
It is diluted with water

It's not fish n chips on the scalp
But the vinegar from a cruet
It...

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This song is for my father,
The biological fallible author, 
working to clear a path.

In this maze of a world, 
filled with isms and societal twirls 
You warned me of the aftermath after the math.

The few times you visited no matter the weather,
Eating vinegar & salt...

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People are aspired to be desired, so they erase.
People aspire to their 20's, so they erase.
People are deluded for immortality, embalming themself as they still draw breath.

People erase their facial expressions.
Frozen expression.internal neglection.
Shiny gift wrap with a big void inside.

People are changing their skin.
Like an...

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a metaphor; imagine the sea is a representation of you, of your life
in this personification, the waves are representative of pain, of our strife
avoid the turbulence above, a place so close, so different,  a place so frenetic
towards the chaos, the calamity of the waves...

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a love for your fellow human being, simply show compassion for your brother,
this is what the world needs; to be working towards an understanding of one another
but we're too busy fighting, much like the squid and the whale, til death, entwined
their way of life, the...

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Vinegar Love

Your love is like vinegar.
It's bitter to my tongue,
It burns my heart,
And it pickles my soul.
 
Your promises are as empty
 To me as my bank account 
Was when you were 
Finished with me.
 
To think that I believed 
That you could spend your...

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No one likes dead lettuce
It must be crisp and cool
And dousing wounds with vinegar
Is certainly not cruel!

For Vegans can not see
Why lettuce choose to be
On a different frequency
Than Donald Trump might be

A salad will pass away
Shivering with cold today
Disgusted Vegans will say,
"I never heard lettuce...

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