Best Vanna Poems

Pat and Vanna, Vanna and Pat
Co-hosts forever, never had a spat
What, you say NEVER???
Well seldom if ever
At least on screen, 35 years holy crap!...

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"Ok, Vanna White," she'd chide
While shutting all the cabinet doors 
I'm better at opening than shutting stuff
Like right now
All possibilities left open
Let fate decide
What I think I want 
Never gets dealt
And I'm running out of time 
Bluff my way to some comfort
Another door to opens
Either...

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Vanna keeps on going and going
How she maintains her attractive appearance
That smile, her style, her girlish figure
To maintain it must take perseverance

How has Pat controlled himself
Does he ever give her bum a pat
Get it... a little pat on the backside from Pat
In 30 years, wouldn't...

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How does dear Vanna keep her slim shape
Eats every Wednesday but just a few grapes
To keep her job
As Wheel's heart throb
The rumors are, she's almost eighty-eight...

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