Vanna

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Vanna keeps on going and going How she maintains her attractive appearance That smile, her style, her girlish figure To maintain it must take perseverance How has Pat controlled himself Does he ever give her bum a pat Get it... a little pat on the backside from Pat In 30 years, wouldn't blame him for that Now, now, let's not start nasty rumours They've always been friends... wink, wink With a body like Vanna's for all these years Pat's got control, don't ya think? Well I have no doubt they're just good friends Though it'd be easy to get all sloppy Admire Mr. Pat for showing such restraint Thirty years no talk of the naughties © Jack Ellison 2013

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Carol Eastman

Date: 12/27/2013 10:14:00 AM

Dragon was in front of the mirror as I read this! He thinks he's better than Vanna! But, he said if any one pats his bum! He'll smoke em! Yea right! As if! Anyone wants to twink a Dragon's bum? Doubt it... And not bedazzled either... Silly Dradon!... He may look cute... but really?... Come on!... LOL... Tho if someone wants to try... I'll loan them my fire retardant suit and say go for it... Ought to add a little extra zing and fun to the show... and also let Vanna get back to work... LOL

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/27/2013 6:46:00 PM

Tell Dragon we just saw The Hobbit.. he'd have loved the dragon... a humongous dude of a dragon! Tell him to go see it!!! xox

Poet Tacito

Date: 12/27/2013 8:52:00 AM

That's impossible. He HAD to, at least, offer to buy her a vowel after dinner. Just sayin... ;-) I hope you had an awesome Xmas, kind sir.

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/27/2013 9:00:00 AM

Loved it... very clever Mr. Drake! Hope your Christmas was bright and shiny! All I can say is good luck with FJ! LOL I'll surely be listening in! All the best in 2014, my talented friend!