Vanna
Vanna keeps on going and going
How she maintains her attractive appearance
That smile, her style, her girlish figure
To maintain it must take perseverance
How has Pat controlled himself
Does he ever give her bum a pat
Get it... a little pat on the backside from Pat
In 30 years, wouldn't blame him for that
Now, now, let's not start nasty rumours
They've always been friends... wink, wink
With a body like Vanna's for all these years
Pat's got control, don't ya think?
Well I have no doubt they're just good friends
Though it'd be easy to get all sloppy
Admire Mr. Pat for showing such restraint
Thirty years no talk of the naughties
© Jack Ellison 2013
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