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Best Up A Creek Without A Paddle Poems

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Premium Member Up Soup Creek Without a Paddle
[Every good story needs a sub plot, so…]

He watched from his vantage point on the bank’s roof
And looked out for folk that he knew were...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, western,
Form: Narrative



Up a Creek Without a Paddle
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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, adventure, caregiving, fantasy, children,
Form: Limerick
Up the Creek Without a Paddle
I kept all of my money in my mattress instead of a bank.
It was stolen last week and I only have myself to thank.
I have...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, funny, humor, humorous, money,
Form: Rhyme
Sully Was Back In the Saddle
Sully* was back in the saddle 
up the creek without a paddle 
Meenie stole his hat
followed a stout rat
With cookies his hands did meddle








Sully* is...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, fun,
Form: Limerick
The Skin Game
When the passing touch of a life long  friend
Becomes the caress of a new lover
The rules of engagement are rearranged
Who do you talk to...

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© Joe Murphy  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: up a creek without a paddle, change, engagement,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Writer's Block
Up the creek without a paddle?
Writer's block causing distress?
Get back up on the saddle
Ride the stream of consciousness!






7/16/2022

Designed using elements from canva.com

Stream of consciousness is...

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© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: up a creek without a paddle, inspiration, muse, writing,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Damn Solar Flares
Damn solar flares made me freak out
Swallowed my gum and made me choke
Up the proverbial creek without a paddle
Think I soiled my jockeys, no joke

Envisioned...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, funny, me,
Form: Quatrain
Hard To Explain
Sometimes he feels good in the morning when he gets up
Sometimes he's sick to his stomach and he throws up
Is he out of luck
Does it...

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© Mike Grant  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: up a creek without a paddle, 12th grade, absence, age,
Form: I do not know?
My Mother's Favorite Child
His black sheep
Dark skinned, a chubby with brown eyes
Hair so fluffy, as he wished it was blonde.
Ugly to his eyes, even more pigchunky
That even blows...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, age, anxiety, art, child
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Solar Flares
Damn solar flares made me freak out
Swallow my gum and make me choke
Up the proverbial creek without a paddle
Think I soiled my jockeys, no joke

Envisioned...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, anger,
Form: Rhyme
What Will It Be Like
In the long run, I know it will be fun! But what happens when everything is said
and everything we do is done? Will someone remain...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, deep,
Form: ABC
Premium Member A Break In the Action
Hello good people here I am
A minor break in the action
Things are relatively back to normal
Almost to our satisfaction

Lost no data, thanks to Poetry Soup
In...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, angst,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Line of Truth
Up the creek without a paddle
What a catastrophe
This line is so explicit
Was it a he or she
Who penned this line
With such simplicity...

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Categories: up a creek without a paddle, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Our Border Is a Complete Disaster
Our Border Is A Complete Disaster
Miracle Man
September 19, 2023

Each day that passes brings this country more grief,
and migrants coming illegally will be allowed to stay.
From...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: up a creek without a paddle, feelings, people, society,
Form: Quatrain

Book: Reflection on the Important Things