Best Tux Poems

I do not fly but waddle far.
For fun I slide on my tummy.
And if I have my eye on a mate
I'll feed them fishes so...

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It was the last year of high school and there was a lack of beaux,
But then I got an invite. Whew, that was close!
So now...

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Nervous as a harried hen, Mom was in a dither
Would wedding guests be kept away by the winter weather?

My cheeks so rosy from the sting...

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Nervous as a harried hen, Mom was in a dither
Would wedding guests be kept away by December weather?

My cheeks so rosy from the sting of...

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I swore I’d never let myself get old
           That time and I would always be...

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I've focused on this evening
For near a fortnight now
Each element planned to perfection
Every detail intended to wow

I admit that in the past
My efforts have been...

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I remember the very first day
I saw that teeny-tiny bare foot
When the nurses took her away
And pressed it with ink on the birth certificate

And I...

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My Wedding Vow

I was at the entrance 
In my white lacy gown
The wind blowing on my face
With my parents on both side

The whole place was...

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My wedding day was the best although the night before I just couldn't rest
The anticipation of what was to come, had me so very excited...

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Reality has escaped me as I sit in this dark room
The space that you used to occupy so fully.
Cold, sterile walls stare back at me
Ticking...

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On a blustery sunny Thursday
In December of fifty-four
We stood before a preacher
To pledge our love forever more

We didn't have a tux or gown
A suit and...

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A Reverie

As I lie on my chaise with my friends,
And cherish their differences,
Straight and waxy as sequins is one,
Bent as a clown tipping his hat,...

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It was a nice romance, she loved to dance 
 to the music's beat, but I had two left feet
 The circumstance made us take...

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So long I thought my trust was gone
withered in a vase that sat 
unwatered neglected posterity's memory 
pressed and ordered flat

I suppose some slight yet...

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My long-sufferin' Mother tried to teach me the rudiments of social graces,
So as not to make a fool of myself at fancy affairs and such...

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