Best Tse Poems
Famine Foretold
(Stalin, 1930, 30 million, and Mao Tse Tung 1960, 42 million, et al)
The land is the lord of men who live
Near yellow and lime-green fields,
Who plant it and till it and gladly give
All their toil, for crops it yields.
Dictators forced them to the modern way,
Profaning ancestral farms,
The land did avenge itself one day
With the prophesied, ancient harms.
My...
Oh, my
Said the cat...
To the tse Fly
Why did you land on the lash of my eye
I shouted out "SHOO" tse fly...said the cat
It was, just that
Where you sat
!!SPLAT!! OH...
My
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You're facing a gun complete with barrels
And of all things with firm holder quarrels!
Chairman Mao would have laughed at you
And kept repeating "No... No it's not true!"
I guess, definitely, in their Chinese,
Even if you had been a Taiwanese,
"Why don't you reserve games of Squirrel!"
If you were English and your name Darrell...
I have a cursory look given Mao
And the result - no schemed insult - but "Waow"
A long braving of the unpopular,
For it finding pillars; new formula:
One might fully own one's shirts and trousers,
For private accounts there shall be browsers,
One's country first but not like Kennedy's
Often voiced by takers of Cannabis...
For their foes communism the hammer!
I knew he'd said so not a slight stammer
To Tito on the same ideas feeder
Chairman was China's outstanding leaders
Mao's last words: take your time don't be anxious
A good advice but not for something vicious.
in the Waste land we
connect nothing with nothing
but - now on Facebook!
Could I
do this
here goes
I’ll try
to make
some sense
for you.
It might
be hard
to write
some words
that rhyme
But this
will do.
So now
I think
it could
be done
I’m half
way there
you see.
This one
is last
and that
my friend
is all
you’ll get
from me.