Best Troll Poems

Remember the story 
of Billy Goats Gruff?
The troll under the bridge,
and all of that stuff?
If you liked that old story
it's all good and well,
but it isn't at all 
the troll tale I will tell.

Now, Trolius Troll 
was a timorous soul;
A more timid troll
you never shall...

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A three-toed tree troll
tried to trap a leaping leprechaun
with a black claw bear paw trap.
But he stubbed toe three in the trap in the tree,
Snip snap toe three was gone.

The two-toed tree troll
tried to trap a laughing leprechaun
with a black claw bear paw trap.
But soon...

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Ignoring trolls here on the soup
should have never become the norm
They even spread their hate on blogs
always staying true to this hateful form	

You’ve got to stop and wonder
what fans the trolling flame
Is it their deceitful hate
Or simply seeking others to blame

Maybe some are old and...

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scrolling 
      trolling

clicking
      tricking

to cheat
      deceit 

snitches
     glitches 

lame game
     for fame 

peeving
     thieving

maybe
    they’ll...

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A Troll in My Trunk
(Inspired by the YouTube video ‘A Monkey in your Trunk’)


Ok! Some crazy person made a YouTube video, about a monkey in your trunk.
Yep, my Trolls saw it, on their new cell phones. Now, Who would of thunk?
Honestly! I tried to take...

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Nothing frustrates an internet troll more,
than to not get acknowledged, to be ignored....

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Our mayor was attacked out of town as he went for a peaceful little stroll.
There was an odor that wouldn’t go away, it was left by a pesty little troll.
Bullies come in all shapes and sizes, both male and female alike.
Here they are no longer...

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I SAW the death creep three hooves and a beat!
A pregnant silence above violins stressed
strings--||dancing frets ~~~~~~~
A gnome drunk-walk scattering blackbirds
and neon-lit billboards ;a humid Mother Earth
(with no protection)
vaginal-air of sleepy fatigued wooden scents
Post-rain meltdown exhaustion sleeps
in hungry-soil love.
But the gnome cries, "I've no reflection
to...

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Old King Troll
Had a very long pole
And a very long pole had he
He called for his wife (she’s his trouble and strife) 
And he called for his mistresses three
King Troll sat in the middle … his wife said you’re on the fiddle
This fact King Troll...

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"Troll"



The silent
incessant chatter
thick black ooze

jeers and laughter
jolt lightening barbs
slicing a heart in two

the dark undercurrent
pulls a light soul under
while writing life striving revolutionary new

troll smirks suffocating the sands of true 
a new tyrannical rule eviscerates
the mind bleeds red

punched backwards 
into murky clouds of deadly
midnight black...

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Troll me Once
Fool me
Troll me Twice
Pity the Fool
Where you bullied at School
Such is your worth
Is yours to curse
What you ain't 
You cannot paint
Nor write
For jealousy and spite
Your bark is worse than your bite
Goodnight 
Aspire to better erudite 
I call your bluff
Your words are not tough...

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The shy answer troll in the sycamore tree
Refused to come out for the chickadee.
So we sent our best fairy named sweet pie.
Her wand carved a mark in form of a zee.

Geese overhead flashed a pretty vee.
Sweet pea was the most polite she could be.
She did...

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Grandpa Troll is a merry old soul, and a merry old soul is he.
He came from Hubby’s basement, just to be with little old me.
He brought with him a Dragon egg, that was cute as cute can be.
He gave it to me, making me, as...

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We are the tintinnabulating trolls
To the rock rock bottom of our nonexistent souls.
Madder than the maddest hatter,
Hear us bellow, bray, and bleat;
And we prattle pitter-patter
In our jabberwocky chatter
To a bumbulating beat.
See us zim zam zoom
As we're going bim bam boom
In an onomatopoeia that so rhythmically...

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In the green grassy field left of your eye,
a unicorn dances with a troll nearby.
A dance in harmony unlikely to be,
a mix of tapestry unlikely to see.
One for freedom and magic and purity,
the other for destructive instincts be.
Yet they twist, tango and play.
One potato, two...

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