Best Trades Poems
Jack of All Tradesyou're a D.J
you're a preacher
a carer or
a teacher
you're a painter
you're a builder
you're a bouncer
or announcer
you're a chef!
you're a doctor
you're a dentist
you're a chemist
or a nurse!
you're a lawyer
you're a sales rep
or a vet!
all having your possesions
all having your professions
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Categories:
trades, friendship
Form:
Jack of All TradesRobin what you doing in the hood
Man I thought I’d be up to no good
What you mean slick
I guess I’ll go rob a store bust windows with a brick
Man you tripping that ain’t even serious
Who me Robin my hood yes that’s curious
I thought the plan...
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Categories:
trades, fun, happy,
Form:
Limerick
Jack of All TradesAt work
I slave away
And during the day
I read, I watch
I plan, I dream
Setting goals
Making everything seem
That in a few years it will all come together
But in a few years will all of this matter?
I’m a jack of all trades
But a master at...
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Categories:
trades, daughter, day, inspirational, me,
Form:
Sonnet
Black-The Jack of All Trades"Hello I'm Johnny Cash" his warm hearted greeting;
they knew it was the man in black they were meeting.
And this color black is also well favored
by those whose lifestyle is "goth" flavored.
Ladies all over have closets brimming
with black clothes which are supposedly slimming!
There's the black heart...
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Categories:
trades, imagination, people, easter,
Form:
Couplet
TradesExactly when did we begin to forget
To appreciate life in all it's glory and magnificence?
How can we estimate freedom or it's price, how
are we to teach our children anything...
In the face of such distortion.
We westerners expect to be treasured and esteemed-
then cry a river...
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Categories:
trades, abuse, anger, , western,
Form:
Free verse
She Trades Her WingsHis arms hold her captive in their embrace,
drifting through the fabric of time and space.
For swaddled in an ebony cocoon,
She can't shed her wings till the next full moon.
Her beauty emphasizes her sad state,
a creature of feelings; She chose her fate.
And defiant to the bitter-sweet...
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Categories:
trades, angel, desire, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Tarzan of All TradesRaised by apes as a
feral child in the wild,
was as a young man
discovered by a rich American
anthropologist hiker who was retired,
taken back by plane
to his new homeland,
he started assimilating
by wearing regular attire,
they tutored him how to
read and write, and
after several years he
finally got to graduate,
landed...
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Categories:
trades, adventure, africa, animal, career,
Form:
Light Verse
Jack of TradesHe is a jack of all trades
using all his senses
mastering none...
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Categories:
trades, funny
Form:
Free verse
Dying TradesDying Trades
The stone mason
he was old now
his hands unsteady.
The eyesight fading.
in winter he worked
inside his barn.
it could let the rheumatic
cool down to let him work
for an hour or more.
His grandfather had
apprenticed his father.
and he had apprenticed him.
and now his son was apprenticed.
The tools were the...
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Categories:
trades, age, destiny, eulogy, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Jack-Of-All-TradesJack-of-all-trades
master of none
like a swiss-army knife
he gets the job done
polite with the ladies
all business with men
keep his number handy
you're gonna call him again...
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Categories:
trades, appreciation, work,
Form:
Rhyme
Once a Jack-Of-All-TradesOnce was a jack-of-all-trades, no longer, not now
To screw in a lightbulb, my wifey shows me how
Do I turn it right or left
Used to have success
Next time won't need help I do vow...
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Categories:
trades, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Harsh TradesHarsh Trades (Child Custody)
My daughter is home.
Back from her fathers,
house.
She smiled and hugged,
me,
at the door.
Now…, safe.
I do not see marks,
I do not see bruises,
All is well?
Except for the ones,
un-found.
An evil kind of penance,
paid on my behalf,
for leaving,
and forsaking,
being beaten...
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Categories:
trades, betrayal, cry, devotion, holocaust,
Form:
Free verse
The Return of Jack of All TradesWe all knew Jack or someone like him,
But we thought time had passed by him,
We even sang the odd hymn,
To mark the passing on of him.
But alas he has returned to carry on where he left off
Knowing every job the ins and outs of.
That others...
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Categories:
trades, allusion, analogy, angst, cancer,
Form:
Burlesque
A Jack-Of All TradesOnce a jack-of-all-trades, no longer, not now
To screw in a lightbulb, wifey shows me how
Turning it right or left
Used to have success
Next time I promise I won't need help I vow...
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Categories:
trades, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Once Was a Jack-Of-All-TradesOnce was a jack-of-all-trades, no longer, not now
To screw in a lightbulb, wifey shows me how
Turning it right or left
Used to have success
Next time I'll probably fall off the ladder, kerpow!...
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Categories:
trades, hip hop,
Form:
Limerick