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Once Was a Jack-Of-All-Trades

Once was a jack-of-all-trades, no longer, not now To screw in a lightbulb, wifey shows me how Turning it right or left Used to have success Next time I'll probably fall off the ladder, kerpow!

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Kai Michael Neumann

Date: 5/31/2019 11:13:00 AM

Very funny. And remember there are bayonet and screw fittings ...

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/31/2019 1:14:00 PM

HUH??? That does not compute??? Must be getting old(er) However thanks for dropping in, my friend! Cheers, Happy Jack!

Tom Cunningham

Date: 5/29/2019 12:35:00 PM

Don't forget, you can google stuff you know

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/29/2019 12:53:00 PM

Do you really think discombobulated is in there??? Of course, it is... everything is! Everything is!!!

Jan Allison

Date: 5/29/2019 6:47:00 AM

lol jack send wife up the ladder you stay and write poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/29/2019 7:11:00 AM

Sensational idea... should have thought of that! LOL Hope you have a happy day... love, Happy Jack XOX

Maureen Mcgreavy

Date: 5/29/2019 6:45:00 AM

Now, don't you go falling off any ladders, and I won't either ;) xomo

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/29/2019 8:09:00 AM

There is ALWAYS that chance "looming" in the "atmosphere"... oops, sorry two more big words!

Maureen Mcgreavy
Date: 5/29/2019 7:27:00 AM

That's enough big words for one day, lest I become discombobulated ;p

Jack Ellison
Date: 5/29/2019 7:08:00 AM

Okay, let's make it a pact!!! Know what? You're fun to converse with (that's big person talk) Lovesies, Happy Jack XOX