Best Toss Off Poems
The Great British Pancake Day Toss Off - Warning Contains InnuendoToday it’s Pancake Day and there’s to be a pancake race
Entrants are on the starting line with a smile upon their face
Old Ted ‘s ready with his frying pan, he is a fat old josser
but when it comes to pancakes, Ted’s an expert tosser
The gun...
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Categories:
toss off, food, humorous, race,
Form:
Couplet
Bawdy - the Great British Pancake Day Toss Off LolToday is Pancake Day and there’s to be a pancake race
folk are on the starting line with a smile upon their face
Ted is ready with his frying pan, he is a fat old josser
but when it comes to pancakes, Ted’s an expert tosser.
The gun goes...
Continue reading...
Categories:
toss off, food, humorous,
Form:
Couplet