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Best Testy Poems

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Premium Member A Man Under Stress, a Collaboration With Francis Crasto
My appreciation Francis Crasto for allowing me to collaborate with you as your 'psychiatrist' on ‘A MAN UNDER STRESS’- A great sequel to your recent...

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Categories: testy, humor, rap, stress,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Dawn Never Dies
I was a red-violet, sunny morning person, usually up at the crack of dawn,
When orange light poured from the east, upon revival, dewy green lawns.

With...

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Categories: testy, beauty, color, fantasy, morning,
Form: Couplet
Desert Rose
Pale crimson skies
Stretched beyond repair. 
Clouds as scarce as life
Above the desert’s lair. 

Upon the sarcous traces
Of the dusty morsels, 
Rain from a wispy heart
Like...

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Categories: testy, introspection
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Day After
The day that followed . . . 

Blossomed blue, bright . . . beautiful
	Clouds towering into the heavens
	Wheeling white, wonderful . . . wordless

	
The clouds...

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Categories: testy, bereavement, change, farewell, hope,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Half Full
Is the glass half full or half empty
Hmm, I'm not sure, it's making me testy
If the glass is plastic
Disposing's dramatic
The oceans are full, it's a...

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Categories: testy, society,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Pets On Parade
    "Pets on Parade"



on Christmas Eve two kitty cats were sleeping
as Santa Claus climbed down the chimney creeping
Excalibur started to purr
Gabriel raised...

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Categories: testy, funny, christmas, christmas,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Dragon, the Ups Guy
Dragon! Dragon! … He’s in the air… There’s trouble on the way.
Duck your head, and keep on running… He’s the UPS Guy, today!
Now, Federal laws...

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Categories: testy, adventure, career, community, crazy,
Form: Light Verse
One Word
Ahhhh! My heart!

She said one word, 
And it shattered my soul,
Once so strong,
My diamonds are coal!

Ridicule, disdain, and disgust
Are all her testy mind can must!

I...

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Categories: testy, character, dance, forgiveness, inspiration,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member 50 Words For Poe: Rasputin
"50 Words for Poe: Rasputin"



The Rat was buried in the Pet Cemetery
His name was Rasputin

She had been fond of him for some time
feeding him morsels...

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Categories: testy, dark, death of a
Form: Burlesque
Premium Member Terrible Teens
Crochety,crusty and cross,
ever at a loss;
testy,touchy and huffy,
full of fickle fears,
impulsive teenage years.

Sulky,sullen then glad
faddish,fretful or sad;
tense,dejected and downcast,
each day changing fast.

Like a chameleon cast
by...

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Categories: testy, teen,
Form: Alliteration
Hand-Me-Downs
You started out in life just like me
hanging around in hand-me-downs
from your family
Some were nice, like
your daddy's dimples when you smile
or your mama's almond shaped...

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Categories: testy, character, family, growing up,
Form: Free verse
Truculent Knave
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     I too have become the
         truculent knave
     ...

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Categories: testy, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Curse of the Empty Nest
CURSE OF THE EMPTY NEST

No way imagine empty nest, 
imagine, giving birth at thirty-five. 
Plus fact I’d never even changed a diaper,
so mother-hood … just...

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Categories: testy, funny, humorous, imagination, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sister Smythe's Nativity Pageant
It was approved by the Session and duly recorded by the Clerk
That the youth would perform the Nativity Play at the Presbyterian Kirk.
'Twas further resolved...

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Categories: testy, funnysister, sister, myth, ,
Form: Rhyme
Wolfgang Mozart In Five Lines
Wolfgang Mozart waved baton,
With a sonata to impart.
The Queen of the Night moved no pawn,
Her Magic Flute rather tart, 	
Somewhat testy a la carte....

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© James Tate  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: testy, metaphor, music,
Form: Quintain (English)

Book: Shattered Sighs