Best Testicle Poems

I love using predictive text on my phallic,
It saves me so much hassle and time.
Just a couple of lettuce then the rest just flows,
Flows in...

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Dumbstruck Is Me (a rhyming, acrostic kind of thing)


Discombobulated, how apt the word
Utterly gobsmacked by the absurd 
Mind numbingly mortified at the nonsensical 
By waking...

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In my window there are two beautiful orchids 
    They do best in east facing window with morning sun 
  ...

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The Bell's testicle
Frenchkissed its thighs with passion
A groan of pleasure....

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Had I, been I, would I have been born in the all time of all of things positive Spanish, esp the Flamenco fragrance of all...

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Forecast aplenties with no degradations announced vertically, religiously or otherwise could have englanced my intuities to a mind over marketed by nomin al periods of...

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Love cursed, lust cured. 
She tempt me severally,
Misled me countlessly, 

She called me to her garment of sin, 
as she undressed, i look her innocently,...

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I'll dibble dab and squiggle on my pad,
I'm just a lad, and if it's good it's bad
and bad is good, words are misunderstood,
not could, would...

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Maverick
- man
Legs
- long
Skirts
- sexy
Knickers
- knot
Manners
- misplaced
Breast
- Blossom
Breathe
- bare
Nipple
- Nudge
Heart
- huge
Loins
- looney 
Fingers
- Fraught
Penile
- Pulse
Testicle
- Trouble
Horny
- Hornet
*****
- Propeller...

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Just as I seem to have a great deal
to eco-healing say
in favor of positive energy democracy,

I long to hear much more
ego-healing positive win/win communication
highly regarding...

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internet doctor
these are my symptoms
This is everything wrong with me
a list of complaints i have noticed
hoping there is something i can do
to bring back my...

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My priorities to flow free
connect rhymes like 4G
collecting the glory
like no one before me.

Record it cus I can,
with technology at hand,
make my own brand,
that so...

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Trump and Seminal Vesicle

Should see Trump's seminal vesicle
Has shriveled up just like his testicle
When you have heard his vernacular
Would think they were spectacular
Might be a...

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Demonic spirit possessed my mind,
I pray for a blessings but get a breast, 
I take a clear view to free my mind, 
Then!! Here comes...

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unbearable agony for months
heavy painkillers that don't do much
psychologicaly screwing me up
in the midst of your cure for my obsessive compulsive disorder
the guy who leaves
to...

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