Best Tenderize Poems
Thaw and Tenderize-Turkey TimeI just bought a turkey
In dire need of tenderize
Also a quick summer thaw
As this chick's as cold as ice
Must have froze it in the tundra as
I dive deep into the internet
Where it's got me wondering
Why I myself didn't think of this
It says to tie...
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Categories:
tenderize, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Thaw and Tenderize - Happy Holiday SpecialI just bought a turkey
In dire need of tenderize
Also a quick summer thaw
As this chick's as cold as ice
Must have froze it in the tundra as
I dive deep into the internet
Where it's got me wondering
Why I myself didn't think of this
It says to tie...
Continue reading...
Categories:
tenderize, fun, holiday, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Thaw and TenderizeI just bought a turkey
In dire need of tenderize
Also a quick summer thaw
As this chick's as cold as ice
Must have froze it in the tundra as
I dive deep into the internet
Where it's got me wondering
Why I myself didn't think of this
It says to tie...
Continue reading...
Categories:
tenderize, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme