Best Teenie Poems

To the tune of "Itsy Bitsy, Teenie Weenie, Yellow, Polka-Dot Bikini"
Dedicated to Nancy Pelosi

Chorus:
She has an itsy bitsy
Teenie weenie
Brain inside her little beanie
And she uses it infrequently

An itsy, bitsy
Teenie weenie brain
We get the heebie jeebies
Whenever Nancy's in our company

Two, three, four 
Don’t stick around, head...

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It is skimpy
But not indecent
It looks fabulous on a pre-teen
But do not get any ideas
Because that would be creepy

Old women look better in a one piece
And if they are wide they sometimes do better with a skirt
Bikinis are not for everyone
But when I see a...

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Once upon a time there was a teeny beanie.
He had a long beard and his name was McFeenie.
That’s peach fuzz, said a monster-like genie.
I’m not sure about that, but he is a bit teeny.
Well his name is Teeny Beanie, said queenie.
McFeenie shook him out long,...

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