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Best Take A Dump Poems

Below are the all-time best Take A Dump poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of take a dump poems written by PoetrySoup members


My Toilet
It is with great pride that I write to you
And say these words so true.
How sad it is, these days it seems
that no one ever...

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Categories: take a dump, friend,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member EVERYBODY POOPS
EVERYBODY POOPS!


OH CRAP!!!

I must go see a man about a dog.

Drop a log in he water.

Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’

Cop a squat

Ease the squeeze

Take a...

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Categories: take a dump, humor, life,
Form: I do not know?
Forrest : Forest Frenzy
HELLO, MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
PEOPLE CALL ME FORREST GUMP
IN THE FOREST, DO BEARS TAKE A DUMP?
???SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS   ?
“ONLY YOU CAN...

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Categories: take a dump, character, children, crazy, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
The inward
 
The maze is
Inside.

Navigation here is like trying
To take a dump
After having too much
White rice. 

You get further in
Only to pique 
Frustrated 
In cramps,
Un-amused. 

Perhaps…...

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Categories: take a dump, absence, angst,
Form: Narrative
These damn laxatives.
These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for...

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Categories: take a dump, funny
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member The Dog's Song
more or less to "Ally Oop"


I like to take a dump in my mommy's back yard
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's...

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Categories: take a dump, dog, happy, humor, mum,
Form: Lyric
Hurt Unintended
I don't want to
Hurt anyone or start any civil wars
I'm abstaining from posting
certain thoughts on Facebook
And do or say anything that will cause alarm...

I just...

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Categories: take a dump, on writing and words,
Form: I do not know?
My Bad Day
 My Bad Day
By Robert Austin Allison 

My Bad Day
by Robert Austin Allison

Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, 
When you joked...

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Categories: take a dump, dad, dark, emotions, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Let us hit the Road
I say, let’s hit the road,
when it’s nice and cold. 
I’m a single woman,
I scream alone in my room, 
with no cat, no kid, no...

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Categories: take a dump, adventure, how i feel,
Form: Grook
Feuding Neighbors
I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard...

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Categories: take a dump, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Trump the Pump Truck Driver
Trump the Pump Truck Driver
By Franklin Price
11/09/2019

Trump is who we see he is, doesn't practice to deceive
Won the plumbing job, three years ago, was elected...

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Categories: take a dump, america, anger, corruption, political,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member That Nasty Lactose - forgive me - this one's just too hilarious not to post
This embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more...

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Categories: take a dump, funny, humor,
Form: Narrative