Best Take A Dump Poems
Below are the all-time best Take A Dump poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of take a dump poems written by PoetrySoup members
My ToiletIt is with great pride that I write to you
And say these words so true.
How sad it is, these days it seems
that no one ever...
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Categories:
take a dump, friend,
Form:
Rhyme
EVERYBODY POOPSEVERYBODY POOPS!
OH CRAP!!!
I must go see a man about a dog.
Drop a log in he water.
Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’
Cop a squat
Ease the squeeze
Take a...
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Categories:
take a dump, humor, life,
Form:
I do not know?
Forrest : Forest FrenzyHELLO, MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
PEOPLE CALL ME FORREST GUMP
IN THE FOREST, DO BEARS TAKE A DUMP?
???SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS ?
“ONLY YOU CAN...
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Categories:
take a dump, character, children, crazy, fantasy,
Form:
Rhyme
The inward
The maze is
Inside.
Navigation here is like trying
To take a dump
After having too much
White rice.
You get further in
Only to pique
Frustrated
In cramps,
Un-amused.
Perhaps…...
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Categories:
take a dump, absence, angst,
Form:
Narrative
These damn laxatives.These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for...
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Categories:
take a dump, funny
Form:
Rhyme
The Dog's Songmore or less to "Ally Oop"
I like to take a dump in my mommy's back yard
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's...
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Categories:
take a dump, dog, happy, humor, mum,
Form:
Lyric
Hurt Unintended
I don't want to
Hurt anyone or start any civil wars
I'm abstaining from posting
certain thoughts on Facebook
And do or say anything that will cause alarm...
I just...
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Categories:
take a dump, on writing and words,
Form:
I do not know?
My Bad Day My Bad Day
By Robert Austin Allison
My Bad Day
by Robert Austin Allison
Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace,
When you joked...
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Categories:
take a dump, dad, dark, emotions, feelings,
Form:
Rhyme
Let us hit the RoadI say, let’s hit the road,
when it’s nice and cold.
I’m a single woman,
I scream alone in my room,
with no cat, no kid, no...
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Categories:
take a dump, adventure, how i feel,
Form:
Grook
Feuding NeighborsI have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard...
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Categories:
take a dump, funny, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Trump the Pump Truck DriverTrump the Pump Truck Driver
By Franklin Price
11/09/2019
Trump is who we see he is, doesn't practice to deceive
Won the plumbing job, three years ago, was elected...
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Categories:
take a dump, america, anger, corruption, political,
Form:
Couplet
That Nasty Lactose - forgive me - this one's just too hilarious not to postThis embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more...
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Categories:
take a dump, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative