Best Take A Dump Poems

It is with great pride that I write to you
And say these words so true.
How sad it is, these days it seems
that no one ever...

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EVERYBODY POOPS!


OH CRAP!!!

I must go see a man about a dog.

Drop a log in he water.

Gotta hurry, its Prairie Doggin’

Cop a squat

Ease the squeeze

Take a...

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HELLO, MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP
PEOPLE CALL ME FORREST GUMP
IN THE FOREST, DO BEARS TAKE A DUMP?
???SMOKEY THE BEAR SAYS   ?
“ONLY YOU CAN...

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The maze is
Inside.

Navigation here is like trying
To take a dump
After having too much
White rice. 

You get further in
Only to pique 
Frustrated 
In cramps,
Un-amused. 

Perhaps…...

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I don't want to
Hurt anyone or start any civil wars
I'm abstaining from posting
certain thoughts on Facebook
And do or say anything that will cause alarm...

I just...

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more or less to "Ally Oop"


I like to take a dump in my mommy's back yard
(Take a dump. Take a dump.)
Sometimes it's soft, sometimes it's...

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These laxatives don't work that I've been taking.
As I sit on the crapper, the inside of my butt is aching.
I've been eating these laxatives for...

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 My Bad Day
By Robert Austin Allison 

My Bad Day
by Robert Austin Allison

Why'd you act like a fool - a total disgrace, 
When you joked...

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I have a neighbor who is obnoxious and rude.
For the last 10 years, we've been having a feud.
When he blew his leaves in my yard...

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I say, let’s hit the road,
when it’s nice and cold. 
I’m a single woman,
I scream alone in my room, 
with no cat, no kid, no...

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