Best Swiggle Poems

I forgot to put the 
Soy sauce in the
Sauce didn't I?
Taste it, she said.
Yeah you did : it good
Anyway way you stressing
Ya'll ain't getting married
Anyway, you just wasting
Your time, the right people
making sure everything you
Think want and love will
Reject you. Sounds dumb
But which labors are...

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TAGBOARD MEDIA
REPORTS FROM dUNDIER cITY mEGA-CENTER
sOLD-OUT CROWD
hOT! HOT! HOT!
YOUR FREINDS WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT
THIS TIME NEXT YEAR AT THE WATER COOLER!

IT'S NOT HARD TO CONSIDER, WHEN YOU KNOW THE MAN.
"tHEY SAY KNOWING YOU IS LOVING YOU" BUT THIS
IS KINDA FOOLISH. hE DID IT AGAIN
THE...

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From Dramms desk
               Message from the Tagboard Media


whating to atrract new people
and not offending those
who they had already attracted
made these new adventures
more pains taken then what people
had figured.
causing people to choose...

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We went to Date-on Ohio
164 miles away to
Do the gig.
Swank and Swiggle
Has successfully convented
Our manager to stopover
 Linzzies Supper club
To hear the orchestra
Swede got drunk and
Wanted to mingle. He
Caught up wiff sum slink
she was tryna put him on
For the evening when
Gaffa started preaching
Bout us being...

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Swiggle Swoogle Pete thought he was neat
A bully all the time, one cleet on one feet
He made enemies all over, for he was not sweet
The whole town was terrified of Swiggle Swoggle Pete

Then a gal moved in who could not be beat
Her pies were the...

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LISTEN MAN
DON'T YOU
 UNDERSTAND
WHAT THE SONG'S 
REALLY ABOUT
BREAK MY HEART
FROM THE START
IT HAPPENED WHEN
 YOU OPENED
 YOUR MOUTH

DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME
I DON'T THINK YOU CARE
THE JOKES IN BELEIVING
YOUR HEART BREAKS
WHEN YOU'VE HEARD
THOSE NASTY THINGS YOU SAY MAN.
THOSE LITTLE INSULTS THAT MAKE
PEOPLE LAUGH.
I GOT ONE...

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