Best Sveltely Poems

It’s not that I am bald;
It’s just that I am follicly challenged.
It’s not that I am short;
It’s just that I am vertically challenged.
It’s not that I am fat;
It’s just that I am sveltely challenged.

It’s not that I am Caucasian;
It’s just that I am pigmentationly challenged.
It’s...

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