Best Summat Poems

Devonshire tea with Peter an' Beryl, beware,
it's no the fact that Peter disnae care.
But 88 years doon the track o' life,
an' 84 years fur Beryl,...

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Minus adverse side effects
courtesy Ropinirole HCL
couple nights I did try,
albeit yours truly wanted to die,
plus also yearned tubby
among grrrrrreat full dead, no lie,

yes absent asthenia,...

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I let a boy, a Roundhead* boy, to live...
I knocked him down, and said, 'stay down my boy!
You're fourteen, and your mother waits to give
You...

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Ben Venue, what a

 view atop the mountain

 peak. Ain't it summat

 once you've reached the

 summit? Loch Katrine can

 be seen in all her...

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Ee wor at allotment an we planned to surprise im.
Ee came ome mumblin summat abaat bein forgot.

We ad allsorts on’table and id underneath it.
Surprise! We...

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