Best Stewart Poems

TV Land won’t be the same
Without Jon Stewart’s face,
For he’s the one man on the air
That no one can replace.

With other newsmen slinking off
Because they’ve lost our trust,
“The Daily Show’s” lead anchor
Leaves all others in the dust.

When even those who’ve winced at jokes
He’s made at...

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There once was a domestic diva named Stewart,
Who started a decorating empire and grew it.
It seems everthing she touched turned to gold,
Until she fell victim to that adage of old;
She succumbed to greed and promptly blew it....

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ROBERT MITCHUM-----7/1/97
          JIMMY STEWART-----7/2/97
           CHARLES KURALT------7/4/97
On lifes long road, who knows where are the ends
and when the ones we love leave us alone
what words express the...

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Stewart’s accident almost amputated his leg, 
So now he’s a para-shooter from Bacup, 
Which is a town in Lancashire, English peg, 
He trains at Blackburn RPC to rise up. 

In Glasgow’s Commonwealth Games 2014,
He came fifth and was chosen for Rio, 
He was born on...

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James Stewart was a prolific actor,
superstar of the stage and silver screen.
His lanky frame wasn't a detractor,
James Stewart was a prolific actor.
His deliberate drawl was a factor,
he'd draw the audience into each scene.
James Stewart was a prolific actor,
superstar of the stage and silver screen.

He'd draw...

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Guion Stewart Bluford Jr.
Most noted
 (born November 22, 1942)
 is an American aerospace engineer, retired U.S. Air Force officer 
and fighter pilot, 
and former NASA astronaut, 
He who is the first African American
 and the second person of African descent to go to space.

Raised high...

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The small print on my facecloth said Marth Stewart.
-But I knew what it meant-...

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I'm sailing on a fancy yacht 
But I don't give a damn 
Cause I'm so bloody seasick
I don't know where I am 

It began as a 'wee jaunt' 
That sounded kind of fun 
To sail about in balmy seas 
Enjoying wine and sun 

But it's...

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there this man named stewart
hes not real smart 
every time we talk he goes to the park
he said he had a wife but she was really a mop
the last woman i seen him with was a cop
we have so much pity on this man 
he...

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Every month, without fail, I buy your magazine,
   I read it through from front to back, to see what I might glean.
   I'm awed at your endeavors and your accomplishments are many.
   You show readers how to keep a...

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I bought a Martha Stewart pan and liked it very well
now for my cooking needs I have ten or twelve
I used to drive a big old Ford Galaxy it was colored brown
now I have a green Chevy truck to get around
Once I only drank Coca...

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kristen is a magazine girl
beautifully portrayed in the glossy pictures of fashion
wonderfully articulated on silver screen
down to earth girl with a wickedly beautiful presence
thouse green eyes are simply magical
in paris fashion lace she is delicious
but her beauty is best illustrated in t-shirt and jeans
down to...

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"Oftentimes, sometimes I think of you. I drive by the street where you used to live. I don't know now if you're alive or not. Blessings to you I give. I don't  know if you're married or a widow. All I know is just...

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Your green eyes, O! how they haunt me, 
You daughter of Persephone, you angel of night,
Whose silence bleeds mine heart, whose very sight
Entangles my limbs in a web, unfree
Without thee. Your cloudy visage I cannot see,
You Morpheus, intruder of my nights,
Of my dreams, as I...

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In the beginning God created heaven and earth
                    And the baby doll, with a dollop of almond paste
        ...

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