Stewart

there this man named stewart
hes not real smart 
every time we talk he goes to the park
he said he had a wife but she was really a mop
the last woman i seen him with was a cop
we have so much pity on this man 
he fell at his house and slammed his head on a pan
stewart is a cool guy
except that time he tried to fly
he almost died 
one day he came to work carrying a bike 
he said i decided to ride my bike to work
it was kind of funny 
i guess at that point we figured out he was a dummy
so the moral of the story is you better watch out whatever you do
because one day stewart could be you
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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