Best Standard Poems

(more about my cat Callie and her two "replacements")

Since Callie died, new felines
as precious as can be
now rule my house most freely
and sometimes hide from me.

And neither one of them,
while sitting on my bed 
would ever (like sweet Callie)
curl up purring by my head.

Nor would...

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Here comes that old double standard again
that will forever separate women from men.
When a man has a lot of sexual partners, he's called a stud.
When a woman has a lot of sexual partners, she's called a ****,
but I believe that I've discovered the source of...

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The lifestyle I have I would keep
My expenses however are steep
So me you will serve
You're the help I deserve
Without any tip cause I'm cheap...

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(To the tune of "Like a Virgin").

Not a virgin,
Queen of the molls,
Not a virgin,
So I've been told,
Not a virgin,
I'm like, well, old,
Not a virgin,
Please stop your moans,
Not a virgin,
That's why men are alone,
Not a virgin,
I'm like, well, old,
Not a virgin,
So I've been told,
Not a virgin.
You...

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When one speaks to God, it's called prayer,
but if God talks back, it's schizophrenia....

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DEAF EARS

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I walk alone, the stars they guide me.
They read my mind, leaving words.
They scare me, words of privation.
They feel my fear and ensure me,
that their words are for me to spread.
For all to hear and act accordingly.
I meditate, reaching out to the stars,
Across the...

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plastic,
"dandy",
horn,
and one more ;)...

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                    -  winning on false terms would not make me proud
...

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somewhere there's a woman
waiting i know not where
she maybe somewhere near me
or some place far out there
i often think of this woman
and her loving care
how one day i'll find her
and test of time we'll bare
we'll travel places together
i'll mostly drive
she'll cook most the dinners
and i'll...

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H-ealth standard stops the threat, 
A-s what the experts think; 
Z-one of hygiene and wellness
E-liminates the lethal
L-ink.

C-ommunity's health standard
O-bliterates the destroyer; 
R-ight protocol of cleanliness
N-icely includes soap and water.
E-veryone should remain alert, 
L-et all people stay on guard; 
L-et humans have physical fitness, 
A-lways observe...

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Fully standard man
Come straight out the can
Right into the pan 
According to plan 

Sports fan
Sensible sedan 
Don't ask how it began 
Sleepwalking man 

In some kind of jam
Wonder where I am 
Think it all a big scam 
Malfunctioning man

February 24, 2018...

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Sometimes I walk around the house in the nude
Our Golden Retriever Annie says she finds it quite rude
So I says to her
Except for your fur
You don't wear clothes, you ain't no prude?...

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Go for it and set the standard of excellence 
Have proper execution 
Implement your strategy 
Carry out the mission 
The journey will be challenging 
You may have to go through a battle 
Climb those mountains 
And find your mettle...

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*This one's an oldie, way back before I started to voluntarily push myself into
schizophrenia (I have my reasons jojojo ) I hope you like it; I actually prefer my style
now, yet I still apreciate what I used to be (never forget how you used to...

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I am the word of God 
A unique collection of 66 books
I was inspired by the Holy Spirit
As the fountain of God's knowledge

I am called the Bible in bookshops and libraries 
In the hearts of men I dwell as the Holy Bible 
I am uncommon...

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