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Best Sock Poems

Below are the all-time best Sock poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sock poems written by PoetrySoup members


The Sock
 It occurred by carelessness and mere happenstance.
If I could move, I would stand and perform a victory dance.
Dropped behind the washing machine, sliding down...

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Categories: sock, adventure, fun,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Time Machine
Ride with me on my time machine to a different time and place
Return with me and let me see if I can put a smile...

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Categories: sock, nostalgiamom, me, night, candy,
Form: Couplet
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity Policy
As Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.  
Or more accurately, the...

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Categories: sock, anger, conflict, culture, funny,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The City Zoo
A cute gentile pig in New York
plays hopscotch over turtle hurdles
which eased her bunny
until a smack talking turkey announced,
'Did you hear how the skunks in...

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Categories: sock, animal, friendship, fun, silly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member CRABBY OLD MAN
This poem was written by an old man who died in the geriatric
Ward of a nursing home in North Platte, Neb.  He left nothing...

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Categories: sock, lifeme, heart, old, heart,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Make Do and Mend
Make Do and Mend,

Years ago we had jobs
We had fun and money in our pocket
Things were much better then
Once you could go out the door
And...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sock, community,
Form: Verse
Premium Member A WISH FOR FISH
A WISH FOR ALL FISH

Washed up on shores around the world
Already dead, a whale, a dolphin a shark, 
All marine life is suffering, the situation
Has...

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Categories: sock, fish,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Ceiling Fan
Like fallen warriors, 
we collapse side by side, 
glistening in the sweaty afterglow.  

Limbs still entangled, 
too exhausted to sing the other’s praise,
we stare...

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© Joe Flach  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sock, passion, dance, dance, smile,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Obsessed with flat
It's funny
How did a computer
A silly computer
A flat screened computer
Become my obsession?
I wake up
There it is
Waiting
Begging 
Inticing
"Turn me on"
"play with my buttons"

I look at the...

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Categories: sock, computer, parody, people,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Spring Forward Yowzzah
Golden Andy the dandy had bling
when he leapt from his bed with a spring
the golden ring in his -
he kept warm with a sock
while his...

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Categories: sock, funny,
Form: Limerick
Tick Tock Pox
In my clock, I hear tickery tock
It just stopped!  No tick tock from my clock
Oh my dear tick tock box
Now I fear there's a...

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Categories: sock, kids,
Form: Limerick
Walk away
Cheap wine dimmed in the candle light thinking my life's bleak like her dreams keep cramping my sleep and I've had it with uncleaned teeth...

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Categories: sock, break up, courage, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member WRESTLING WITH HIS TIGHTS - BAWDY LIMERICK
A wrestler whose first name is Bill
Wears tights (but he’s over the hill)
He shoves down a sock
To enhance his cock
It sure gives the ladies a...

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Categories: sock, body, clothes, for him,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Daddy's Overalls
My daddy was my loved hero
when I was a tiny sprite.
To walk along beside him, was
for me a great delight.
I loved the swish of ...

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Categories: sock, childhoodme,
Form: Rhyme
BEAT OUT THE RHYTHM
[NOTE:This is just a bit of silly fun]


Beat out this rhythm baby,
You can surely do it baby,
Beat out this rhythm to the clock!

Beat out this...

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Categories: sock, funny
Form: Rhyme
Mom
Back in my mind a vision I see
Of the loving person who took care of me
When I would fall and scrape my knee
Her hugs would...

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Categories: sock, holiday, mother,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Say something funny
Sir ! say something funny , the little boy said .
'Cause Mom is now dying and Daddy is dead .
Grandad has piles and he can't...

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© Sean Kelly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sock, family, funny, parody, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member From My Lips To Santa's Ears

'Twas the night before Christmas, and ...


(THE REQUEST)

Reclining my hammock, very still
(Far too lax to persuade its swing)
I contemplate my Mai Tai's chill
And what I'll...

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Categories: sock, christmas, humor, humorous, light,
Form: Rhyme
Dog's Day Out
Here's the tale of my Cocker Spaniel
The one with the big floppy ears,
And when I have finished my story
It will very soon have you in...

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Categories: sock, animal, funny, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Grandad the superhero
Grandad The Superhero

My grandad was a superhero,
You would not think it true,
For now he’s old and very slow,
And he only wears one shoe.

He used to...

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Categories: sock, 1st grade, child, grandfather,
Form: Rhyme
Choosing Choice
A lighter view of the Devizes Neighbourhood Plan 
referendum on Thursday 17th September

My alarm clock shouts at me with noisy voice
“Wake up!  It’s Thursday...

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Categories: sock, community, confusion, england, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Pot of Gold

I'm sure you've all heard the story
About the rainbow and the pot of gold
Well, you'll not find no treasure there
So, listen, to how this story...

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© Larry Belt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: sock, funnymissing, me, missing, rainbow,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Wanted: New Home for Rooster
A plucky fellow wakes us up each day at dawn
To the tune of cock-a-doodle-do we yawn

How grateful we've been that we need no alarm
His sunrise...

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Categories: sock, animals, funny
Form: Couplet
Monday sans him
Sometimes ... there is no reason
     for morning tears.

Distracted me
     tangled in the debris
   ...

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Categories: sock, angst, devotion, hope, life,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Eating Jello With Crazy Cat lady
She is the eclectic cat lady
Pretty in pink wearing a daisy
You be the judge I think she's crazy
Bobby sock chic her scarf's paisley

One big duffle...

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Categories: sock, cat, dog, nonsense,
Form: Couplet