Best Sob Poems

A day without SO is an SOB day
A day without sunshine, d'ya know what I say?
My British palsy walsy
A poet quite wowsie
An honour it is, call him my happiness valet...

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Without the love of another human being
The world is a lifeless place
The path to happiness is lined with pitfalls
Making it difficult to keep pace

But the undying love of a special someone
Helps us to make it through
The pitfalls all seem much less daunting
A much clearer path...

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Thought it would be great to be filthy rich
On second thought I still think so, got the itch
Not asking for much
No fortune or such
But a million would make me a happy S.O.B. (wink)...

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we learned how to lift
spirits from sin and from shift
overcame all rifts

we started to sob
when overtaken by mob
who will kill...

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Our mouths open, you leave we gaze
Asking weather, yo’ river or  wind?
Like floods you come,to sweep the beauties
Our eyes you leave, we wipe we sob

The best you wipe, the worst you swipe
Like a wind so you, blow off  the value
The orphans the widowed,...

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The most difficult part is getting out of bed,
to face another day you will already knowingly dread.
The next hardest thing is not to sit around and do nothing,
or you will find yourself lost in your head where you should not be dwelling.
All your lost loved...

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That's how I perceived it to be,
Sitting in my lavatory;
After stress and strain
I could not abstain
From writing a real sob story....

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I once had a dog
Who thought he was a frog,
He jumped in the pond
And croaked.
That's why these tears
From to many beers
Now he lies 'neath
The neighbors old Oak....

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I used to eat jalapeno peppers,
 banana peppers, and 
tomatoes galore.


Hot spicy and
 “oh my gosh” foods
 is what I simply and
 absolutely adore.


Prime rib? Okay 
but beef cake it in
 horseradish, and I mean
 straight, not in a
 dumbed down sauce.

My ulcerated esophagus
 and...

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How far down, not all sad letdown,  I and my men's resolve are father!...

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repressed weep
impossible in ignite
of a tearjerker

12/20/2020...

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''Under grand immersion. Dropping from sky tears, making in puddles --that are overwhelmingly profound.''...

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if by chance you watched rupey testify today
& you were in any way led to feel sorry for this
seemingly decrepit, senile &
vulnerable looking old tyrant who 
babbled through the statement of his
“innocence,”
pausing after every other question to have it 
repeated, as if he couldn’t hear...

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He had a thought and a vision,
a small desire and a dream,
only thing was that,
it did not appear what it seemed,
he thought it would be fun,
but what mother thought it was a gun,
if she thought that,
then he had to run,
he did just that,
but could not...

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This is you; this is me,
  at the end of the row, white-faced.
I have you clamped in an iron grip 
  to keep you from getting off my lap.
The camera was quick; next minute
  you were howling your head off!

At the other...

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