Best Soapy Poems

Jefferson Randolph 'Soapy' Smith was the wiliest scoundrel in the west!
He was invited to leave numerous towns since he wasn't a welcome guest!
He swindled gullible dudes throughout the west endin' up in Colorado,
Where he earned the sobriquet 'Soapy' and where he found his El Dorado!

He'd...

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Why do humans take a soapy shower?
I have no idea the frog replied to his brother.
Do you think I could have one?
I don’t see why not.
Do we have to buy soap suds?
No. I can steal them.
Okay.
The soapy shower was horrible.
Why do humans like this?
There is...

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sufficiently scrubbing
simple soap
strips stealthy virus’s
slick, lipid skin—
surfactants sending 
sabotaged virus
slip sliding sewer bound!...

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My utopia has soap
I like mine hung from a rope
When the world gets rough
soap bubbles help me cope

Lather up here and there
wash away every care
I love the smell of my shampoo
as it permeates my hair

Don't burst my bubbles please
Let me enjoy a bath full of...

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Uttering sugar-coated words is one dimension
Promising to love is one aspect, we must love
Walking on the head is crazy, we must embark on the mission
That proves our readiness and willingness to give  

Stacks of moons and stars we promise
In our haste to gain social...

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