Best Soaps Poems

OBSESSION OF SOAPS

obsessed with the daylight hours
specifically the graven-image afternoon
like high place dungeon towers

calgon’s commercial didn’t “take me away”
but a clever string of soaps did the trick
yes ~ for three “wholesome” hours every day

like following a clever treasure map
i lived for “all my children”
Such lovely...

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(As the World Turns)
It’s (Ryans Hope)
(The Doctors)
and staff at 
(General Hospital).
With their
(Love of Life) and 
(One Life to Live).
Will share their (Passions)
and show
(All My Children) 
(The Brighter Day).

In their 
(Search for Tomorrow),
at (The Edge of Night)
in (Dark Shadows).
(The Secret Storm)
hit (Sunset Beach)
(Port Charles)
(Texas)

With a (Loving)...

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No more Stanford and son
Esther and Lamont is taking a stroll
no more Beverly hills billies
Jestro the freak seem out of control.

When the news came out
that soaps have hit the scene
i thought is was zest, Palmolive
or irish spring.

No your wrong neighbors explain
if we are so bold...

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Lifetime and soap operas I have watched
some say men won’t watch these programs at all
and my life has never been a bit botched
watching Lifetime with the wife a real ball

One Life to Live I have watched years ago
but I hardly watched it all by myself
in...

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ALL MY CHILDREN you must have a LOVE OF LIFE
Remember we only have ONE LIFE TO LIVE
DARK SHADOWS should never be your GUIDING LIGHT
THE YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS have much love to give

When we desperately SEARCH FOR TOMORROW
While blissfully unaware AS THE WORLD TURNS
ANOTHER WORLD...

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