Best Snockered Poems

My lawyer came to court with no briefs
He was snockered but to my relief
"Case dismissed" said His Honor
But my lawyer was a goner
He passed out-I stole off like a thief!



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Dear Santa, can you please, bring a sleighful of love. Don’t smile so, not that kind of thing. Why, Santa, your blushing. Can you put a rush on that? America has grown so cold. We need you to lift your sleigh and visit today. Can...

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Here I raise my Ebenezer;
hither by thy help I’ve come;
and I hope, by thy good pleasure,
safely to arrive at home.
Robert Robinson’s hymn Come Thy Fount of Every Blessing

To raise an Ebenezer: In Hebrew, Ebenezer means “stone of help” (eben = stone; ezer = help). Samuel...

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