Best Smeller Poems

I've always prided myself on being a “smart feller”
But sometimes it gets twisted and I say “fart smeller”
Quite good at that too
Sometimes blow off my shoes
Pretty sure the odour has reached interstellar


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Passing gas on a city bus is bad.
You could really make someone very mad!
     Looking around for a clue.
     Acting like it wasn't you.
Someone let one rip from their heliopad!...

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February 16 Relationship to God Bible Meditations Based on Numbers 29-32

Key Verse– Numbers 29:2 And ye shall offer a burnt offering for a sweet savour unto the LORD.

LORD GOD, YOU ARE MY SWEET SAVOUR SMELLER
				
Lord God, You are my sweet savour Smeller, so holy 
Thank...

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Maybe if I was a benefactor 
I would be still in lavender 
And if the nostrils of my mind could smell vanilla 
I would stream the internet to show everyone that I am a righteous fellow 
And burst of cinnamon to enter my mouth 
That...

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