Best Slurping Poems

Do you slurp when you eat your soup
It's perfectly okay you know
In the rules for soup, especially tomato
Slurping SHOULD be audible I'm told

Also messing up a clean white tuxedo
Is also a law of the kitchen
To proudly display it for a couple of days
It proves you...

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The pure green goodness of grasshopper pie!
Tasting that mint gives me a delicious high!
Thinking of insects as I eat is my last choice.
But this recipe was penned by a humor named Joyce.

So come on marshmallows and Oreos too.
We are going to have to make this...

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Do you slurp when eating your soup
It's perfectly okay you know
In the rules for soup, especially tomato
Slurping should be audible I'm told

Also messing up a clean white tuxedo
Is also a law of the kitchen
To proudly display it for a couple of days
Not allowed to blame...

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Do you remember those Campbell soup ads where the children looked like
cherubs, even when their bad?
Their angelic faces slurping "mm mm good". Mom's ran off to buy some. every body should.
I just met a woman with a Campbell soup face. No matter what she says...

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Dog is washing her paw
Noisiest loudest grooming ever.
Gulping and slurping.
Chewing and chomping.

I no longer hear the ticks of the clock.
Or the TV set. All I hear are her incessant
Mouth noises.  No one has ever been
Happier to groom themselves....

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Dog
Puppy
Slurping Now
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Spitting it back up.
He runs so Fast
And slobbers.
Puppy
Now...

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