Best Slurp Poems

I sat for a meal in Kuwait
The flies came in hordes on my plate
The soup, they decided
To drink, uninvited,
Bad manners is something I hate!

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The Yankee rancher still blusters
in a drawl he barely musters
launching holy wars
while behind locked doors
he would give more head than Custer....

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There was indeed a Georgia peach
Who took a licking from a leech
As nudists do
They found a few
Picky crabs all over the beach!...

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Man in moon used crater as spoon
To sup upon milky whey and curds
Sipping up star shake with slurp and burp...

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I heard a prattling rattling battling noise
In my children’s room, in the midst of their toys
Slurp and Shriek
Dancing deep
A battling ram came out and gave me a peek

Was that a battling ram? I asked my imaginary friend.
She threw flowers on me and refused to bend.
Dived...

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Slurp and Then Usurp

Then there was the time that I did slurp
Up all of the things which I would usurp;
Pretty son get,
Stomach upset,
When I forgot to stick feet in each stirrup.

Jim Horn...

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We sat at a bench near a wide big meadow.
While seeing the dog drinking some water from the lake not hearing him drinking at all, the leaves were playing cello.
Red Bull I held in my hand.
,,you slurp?"
,,who does not?",
you say while looking at me concerned:...

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Young Billy Wong, with a gun and a shout,
Said, "These drug lords, I'm gonna take out!"
Through alleys he'd leap,
Keeping bad guys asleep,
Then tripped on a noodle, and tumbled about.

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(Jackie Chan in The Protector)...

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Dog
Puppy
Slurping Now
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!
Spitting it back up.
He runs so Fast
And slobbers.
Puppy
Now...

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