Best Slowest Poems

The whips will crack across the back
of the steers that won’t move on.
Every day comes closer now
for the day they will be gone.
All these ‘beeves’ on the trail,
will be yarded sold and railed,
and the cowboys who drove them here
will all get underpaid.

Three long months upon...

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Gregor the slowest
Felt nothing but fear
To prove he was worthy
He must kill a deer
A great giant bat
Was chasing him far
He ran and he ran
Towards that tiny North star

The deer weighed a lot
Tied to his small back
He tripped and he fell
He was under attack!
He drew out...

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As I lay in a pool of my own...
Thought.
Contemplating everything you are not.
Crippled.
To the point where you cant even be civil.
Still I find myself unable to go on without you
Eventhough I cant stand to be around you.
I gave you everything I had.
And anything I didn't.
But...

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this old lady is the slowest receptionist in the world
I can call her old lady, because she is probably my age
so it cannot be discrimination, right?

she must be somebody’s great aunt
or a cousin of a sister’s friend’s grandma
there is no other reasonable explanation.

she is slow...

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