Best Slinging Poems

Slinging in the Brain
Oh, Slinging in the Brain
It’s a crazy ass feeling
To be slinging again!

Would you please stop that?
Why Chef?
You are annoying the customers
They can hear me?

Oh, yes, one yells from the dining room.
We can ALL hear you!
The entire restaurant begins to sing
“Slinging in the...

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sitting in an old run down
barn
dreaming 
of the day 
upon waking that the animals
will be non-rabid
towards me
they  do not 
sit with teeth bared
they moved with the precision
of the preternatural
ability
that makes me calm
i move like a 90 year old man
with all the knowldge
but with hands...

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The wordsmith’s art is a game of chance,
Where meanings dance and ideas trance.
A deft hand wields the pen with grace
A subtle symphony, a nimble chase.

From arcane whispers, and secrets told,
To audacious strokes, both bold and old.
An amiable muse, with a gentle heart,
Inspiring words that tear...

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Slinging Stuff

The Book of Judges talks of slingers.
Seven hundred strong, all left- wingers.
The Bible tells us they were terribly feared.
They could split a hair on an enemy’s beard.

And besides the ability to split a hair,
The force of the stones, flying through the air,
Whatever it hit,...

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