Best Shute Poems

"Who Put Luebella down the Wych Elm?"

There are rumours
about me, some 
come seeking me
with their geiger counters
and ouji boards
with their heart 
shaped planchettes

unanswered questions
in the woods, crackling
within the sounds of leaves
invisible dead things speaking 
underfoot white noise
boxes that ghosts 
are meant to genuinely
speak through 

radio...

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It was a hot and dusty day
the crowd fidgets as it waits
bull dripping sweat in shute bay.

howdy folks the announcers say
Raging Tornado in shute awaits 
it was a hot and dusty day.

Saddle slipping this and that way
only held in place by weights
bull dripping sweat in...

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My Mam told me about a park she used as a child
there was a real steam engine cemented in the earth
for the children to climb and play within
no safety nets to catch you as you fell or were you pushed

the swing area had its problems...

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What does it mean when you hear the word
"awesomeness"
Does it mean things will be awesome for you?
Or that you are awesome
Whatever it is, just think it would be awesome
It would be awesome when you have me
- the most awesome person in the world haha
It would...

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no time to be cute
shute
be bold
your boby is gold
its cold
rap scarce
before you started
have on the right stuff
BUMBLE UP...

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i love them she or him
shute some or cute
buy them world wide
alway one by my side
i confess
i
LOVE ALL PETS...

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let ma make you alert
where i work
its around
down town
those vender cots
sell alot
some the or cute shute
they sell ring bells
all you need some loot
buy
BEET SOUP...

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shute don't try be cute
mabe you dress
like a mess
kept this boby warm
have cloves thats sugge
am told you need a soup bowl
you need to
DRESS FOR THE COLD...

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in my home
when am alone
or speaking 
on the phone
i pick up the stick
and quick
i don't just toot
i shute
 cause am able
i do it
on my
POOL TABLE...

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its so cute
shute
makes me toot
need loot
to give all
its mu love wall
thiss not mabe 
OUR NEW BABY...

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do you cumpute
well shute
some real cute
the way the move
and grove
 mind move over my house
its my cumputer
MOUSE...

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WHAT PART OF ENGLISH LAUNGER YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND? WHAT PART OF THE EDUCATION WORLD YOU JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND?
WHAT PART OF TELLING THE TRUTH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND?
WHAT PART OF LIFE YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND?
WHAT PART OF SHUTE YOUR MOUTH YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND?
WHAT PART OF PEACE AND QUIET...

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There once was a duckling so cute
Who slid down a long water shute
His mother was shaken by the risk he had taken
But the duck thought the ride was a hoot...

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she is sexes and tall
stand on the wall
makeing a phone call
and she is cute
shute
she is the
LADY IN THE SUITE...

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hey shute
don't be cute
wear cloths
that won't fold
this you must
don't fess
COVER UP...

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