Best Shuffleboard Poems

I opened my eyes, I was standing on the Shuffleboard deck; talking with my new "Dad"
Mr. Adams. On the main deck a few feet below, my Bride, my Life. my Beautiful Wife; Lenore stood by the railing of the deck. She sent me a seductive...

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37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets...

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Bridget Bishop – Salem witch
Today on Gallows’ Hill did twitch
The year was 1692
When witches trials were brand new
The first of nineteen to be hung
One reason – an outspoken tongue
And she wore the witch’s big black hat
She ran a tavern on top of that
For Salem Town...

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When I want to go out
To have a good time with my friends
I head to the bar
where the fun never ends
To come for the live music
Have a few beers shooting pool
See yum yum on Wednesdays
The Tuesday talent show is cool
There is also Thursday Thunder
and the...

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Apple blossom boogie
Whoopee Whoop Whoop
Double time and triple time
Have some vegetable soup

Fats Dominoes in the hallway
Shuffleboard too
Twist with Chubby Checkers
Add morphine to my stew

I’m catching glimpses
Dancing round my nursing room bed
The nurse starts screaming loudly
I guess I’ve fallen on my head

Give her extra pills someone...

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