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Best Scoffs Poems


Premium Member Hocus Pocus
Hocus Pocus

Poets are like magicians.
They trick the heart into feeling, 
“things” they had no idea, were there at all. 

Sadly poets don’t always know how their tricks work. 
They sit and think, and study, and hope and even pray. 
They are prone to mistakes and...

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Categories: scoffs, 12th grade, abortion, abuse,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Literary Feud Among - Pt 1
Prelude to what…..

I see you,  /  you / yes, come into my…… 
laboratory of alchemist mystical languaging.
where arsenic spills into the whirlpool of thought 
and savage syntax shatter like glass on concrete.

Where Titans clash their pens
both spear and shield
signifier and signified in eternal...

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Categories: scoffs, emotions, judgement, literature, poetry,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Wear Only Your Skin
                 Never apologize for being exactly  
              the person that you are, warts and all....

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Categories: scoffs, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Didactic

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Johnny Depp
My favorite actor I can easily say would have to be Johnny Depp,
When he has a new movie coming out, it puts a spring in my step;

My husband thinks that he’s insane, but that adds to his allure,
Has there ever been another actor that can...

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Categories: scoffs, dedication, funny, peoplehusband, husband,
Form: Couplet
What the Angels Whisper
How hope still clings in the maze of youth,

   though a vessel so tender,

   not yet cured, apt to blow in the wind

   as a ripened daisy,

   a fledgling ----

   too much a babe for...

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Categories: scoffs, god, hope, youth,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Poet
THE POET

Reinvents the world      all clean and neat

Passing it on from village to village      on electric feet

Armed with pen, peanut butter      and a few sheets



He listens for sounds others don’t...

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Categories: scoffs, devotion,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member My Spirit Is a Fighter - M
My spirit is a fighter
    determined, never-say-die
  The devil tries to deter me
    scoffs: Why even bother to try?

  I see a mountain above me
    towering over the clouds
  A wee voice anxiously...

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Categories: scoffs, character, courage, humanity, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member I Have Opinionated Friends
I have opinionated friends.
Bonita will not wear a mask unless it is Halloween.
It violates her constitutional rights.
What about other people’s rights? I ask her.
She scoffs.

I have opinionated friends.
Shirley says all news that goes against her president is fake news.
Her president is her new god.
She has...

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Categories: scoffs, friendship,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Farewell To Summer - 2023
Fading blossoms drooping low in abeyance
Arouse Summer’s suspicions that now Autumn
Races forward, seeking Summer’s abdication. 
Even as the birds plan their migration south,
Willful Summer scoffs as she stifles the wind,
Eventually losing to the tug of chill air.
Looking at scorched ground, Summer abandons
Last requests to the...

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Categories: scoffs, autumn, bird, goodbye, rain,
Form: Acrostic
Walls Talk
These are the times when the walls talk
The bricks sneer and the tile floor scoffs at you
Disapproving, mocking, judging
It’s a quiet conversation 
You can’t quite grasp the words
Muttered to your ears only

Yes, the others are excluded 
From this one-sided discussion
So they don’t understand
When you can’t...

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Categories: scoffs, anxiety, blue, fear,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Wonderful Women
Mary was a virgin girl:
With big dreams and aspirations!
An angel came to visit her:
With honor and salutations!
Troubled by his sayings:
She did not know what to think!
The angel said to Mary:
My dear, no need to shrink!

Mary you are favored,
Blessed among all women!
Ye shall bring forth a...

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Categories: scoffs, inspirational, women,
Form: Rhyme
Boss Lady
Boss Lady!  Boss Lady?  Whatever do you mean?  
Do you mean I’m hip, I’m fly, I’m stylish, what?  
Do I accept an accolade, or are you being snide?
Or is it innuendo; yes… true, that just could be it too.  

Of...

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Categories: scoffs, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form: Burlesque
Typically Luke Poem 5 - Greedy Little Pig
Luke treats eating like a contest
An all that you can eat
Luke scoffs down everything
Fills himself down to his feet

Today he swallowed down six doughnuts
He gobbled up some pies
He munched his way through a chocolate cake
Two hamburgers and some fries

Luke was very pleased with himself
Acting like...

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Categories: scoffs, children, kids, funny, grandson,
Form: Rhyme
Day Off
I need a day off
from this irritating cough
i need a day off
from the snickers, smirks and scoffs
I really need a day off
from all these butterflied up moths
 
will I ever get a break
from this sickness, keeping me awake
will I ever get a break
from admitting my...

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Categories: scoffs, retirement,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Never Land Part 5
A lad is stopped by roving cops, who shoot in disregard.

His face is black, he’s on his back, a breeze is breathing hard,

he bleeds and dies, his mama cries, the screaming sky is scarred,

the sheriff and his squad at hand are laughing in the yard.



Bob’s...

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Categories: scoffs, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things