Best Schoolfriend Poems


I'M Bored

Hahaha I'm bored I'm waiting for a friend 
all that i want is for her school day to end 
but for now I'm going to tell you something dumb that doesn't make sense 
so i want to know if you're ready for this 
heres random things that i just want to say 
because I'm so bored so I'm doing this either way 
you are obviously bored too if you want to hear this nonsense 
cause really this is all I'm going to put 
a Barbie doll a chicken and a book that's real good 
a fajita a pencil and the place where i live is called the hood 
Sara my friend a keyboard and a mouse 
a big mansion a shack and those are what i would call a house 
i make no sense i know this thank you and a hoodie i see that is the color blue 
my imaginary friend bob and his friend named bobert 
a pain that you get is what i like to call hurt 
this is the end so now i am done 
yeah that's right i said it schools out and i won!!

Premium Member Trojan Bust

Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen 
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed 
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon

The City Park

A schoolfriend kick-around
Mr Whippy lurking at the gate
Benched smoking friends with blue bagged camouflaged alcohol
A new family stroll to encourage baby's sleep

New cyclists concentrating
Old cyclists using no hands
A spread out picnic
Frowns from the coated council worker

A dying water feature
Bushes for lurking and hiding
The not as good side 
Dog walkers reflecting and thinking.


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