Best Schnitzel Poems

Mr Wiener brags proficiency 
As he twitters his constituency.  
But badly, the hackage 
of a bulky package 
in his pants shows a deficiency.  



*The Online Slang Dictionary says ‘schnitzel’ is, “Any unacceptable or unwanted
substance.”  Example: “I’ve got schnitzel all over my shoe.”...

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Sir Dachsund dared
  sniff sorority shoes

The first ever-recorded
  hound-dog blues...

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