Best Sand Trap Poems

Be A Better Putter

Was with naughty iron that is a nine,
Which some say has become benign,
That balls seemed slow as molasses;
Did need to take a...

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Golf Putter That Did Sputter 

Have naughty eight iron and a nine
That are starting to become benign;
My small balls were slow as molasses;
Did decide to...

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I found a way of enjoying Golf,
when you're 80 plus years old!
It isn't rocket-science,
so listen and behold!

First of all, stop keeping  score,
it's important that...

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THE DUFFER


Clyde Rolf
Played golf

In rough
That's tough

Mishap
Sand trap

Putts missed
He's pissed

So far
No par

Entry for Jan Allison's "Five Fabulous Fun Footles" Contest
(22 Oct 2016)...

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Once upon a time there was a brave man
he loved the princess and she returned his love
the king saw a chance to test the young...

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Golfing Near A Gigantic Pond
or Old Deep and Wide

Why would you want to go down in history?
But to me it had all became a big...

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Hour hands clock back sixty minutes of Autumn
Round about this same of month every year, what a bum
er, and inconvenient truth diverged from this chum
purposelessly...

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Randolph
Tried golf

Paid fees
Bought tees

Teed off
Pals scoff

Drive ****
In rough

Balls lost
They cost!

Oh crap
Sand trap!

Putts bad
Gets mad!

More flubs
Breaks clubs!

So far
No par

Played poor
No more!

Club house
To souse!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt,...

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Daylight Savings Time – March 8th,   2020

Two o'clock anno Domini nostri Jesu Christi 
hour hand clock sprung forward sixty minutes 
round about same...

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Argh Daylight Savings Time – March 14th, 2021

Once again, yours truly
dishes out his regular dose
of literary gobbledygook
even Count Dracula
would not even bat an eye
nor give...

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three ducks paddling
300 yards, dogleg left
                   ...

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SHE AWOKE WITH 
A SENCE OF PRIDE
NOT KNOWING THAT 
HER FAITH WOULD BE TESTED
AND HER FEAR…

AS THE SUN WAS BLAZING
DOWN ON HER WEAK AND
DEHYDRATED BODY...

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When it comes to golf, I am such a sap.
I hate it whenever my ball is in a sand trap.

It’s bad enough when I either...

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BY EZAR

I SAID THAT I APOLOGIZE BUT NOW I TAKE IT BACK
WITH MY EMOTION TIED IN THIS SARAN WRAP 

I FEEL CAUGHT IN A SAND...

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I love the thrill of playing golf
Especially when it's my turn to tee off
The excitement grows as I put my putter in my hand
Not knowing...

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