Best Salespeople Poems

You will see this phenomenon from day to day.
Salesmen are selling in a pertinacious way.
When you come in, they jump out of their seat.
As a customer, it is you they want to greet.
They try like hell to put you behind the wheel.
Each vehicle in the...

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Persuasive Robotic sales calls 
The newest not-so-improved phone solicitor
Easier to hang up now.
Less desperation.
You do not go to church with it.
You will not meet it at a PTA meeting.
You are probably not related.
Just a banal sounding recorded voice.
Progress?
I think not.
So much easier to say no....

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I will see you Thursday, she says, all settled, without my answer.
Not needing it. She sells insurance. She is pushily confident.
I cringe, want to bail, but do not want her to stay another hour or two.
I have already wasted two hours saying no to more...

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