Best Sales Pitch Poems
Below are the all-time best Sales Pitch poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of sales pitch poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Sales PitchObvious
Flamboyant hair, brazen strut, swank suit
Elusive spiel, furtive smile, sly eyes
Dubious
4/06/20
For 'Let the Pens Flow - Antonym' contest
Sponsor: Jenish Somadas
The syllable count was confirmed on...
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Categories:
sales pitch, image, perspective, vanity, word
Form:
Verse
Apt Name Limericks Collaboration -Nb Some Poems Will Be BawdyCOME ON SOUPER'S LETS HAVE SOME FUN AND MAKE FOLK SMILE DURING SUCH DIFFICULT TIMES FOR US ALL. THERE ARE LOTS MORE APT NAMES ...
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Categories:
sales pitch, giggle, jobs,
Form:
Limerick
Rapunzel- Once Upon a TimeAlone with no admirers to receive her,
with posters on the walls of Justin Beiber.
her iPod worked just fine except one hitch,
mp3's uploaded daily by...
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Categories:
sales pitch, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Wanna Touch My AvocadosThere once was a filly from Toronto
She was cheap but could sure do the mambo
Her sales pitch was great
Excitement she'd create
With her motto, “wanna...
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Categories:
sales pitch, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Skin Tag FiascoSo I found a small skin tag on my inner thigh a few weeks ago and me being the YouTube king ‘Do it yourself-er’ started...
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Categories:
sales pitch, crazy, funny, giggle, hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
Traveling SalesmanLook at you standing there,
intent on getting a foot in the door,
to be let in from the street.
Ardent solicitor, gentleman of the road.
Alas! But you...
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Categories:
sales pitch, life
Form:
Free verse
A Beleauged of Their Own
A tale of two twins ...
Kit: That sure was a mean swing, Dottie. You knocked it out of the park. You’re the Sultana of Swat. I...
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Categories:
sales pitch, baseball, political, satire, word
Form:
Prose Poetry
Imp-Ulse Attraction
The seductive voice
emanating from the Cyclops eye,
whispers: Don’t believe what you see!
Only trust what I say,
when you zombie sleep turn off the...
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Categories:
sales pitch, allusion, imagery, satire, surreal,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Categories:
sales pitch, age, appreciation, courage, loss,
Form:
Prose Poetry
One Liners Number 4, Can You Believe ItFor Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, the stain is very large
Remember half the people you know are below...
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Categories:
sales pitch, allusion,
Form:
Rhyme
Not a Bad *****Not everybody wants to be a bad *****!
Some of us,
are just here to enrich.
Some of us are just happy
with a recognizable chain stitch.
We...
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Categories:
sales pitch, christian,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Can You Believe ItOne Liners 4 (can you believe it)
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain
Definitely a sales pitch, stain is quite large
When people tell you...
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Categories:
sales pitch, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Poisoned BottleThe Wuhan experiment concealed,
The cunning crafts devised,
Myriad of ignorant mass their targets,
An agenda unmasked,
Polluted atmosphere
Forged idea of a prepared viceroy.
"Mask up"
"Six feet"
"isolate"
Inauguration of...
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Categories:
sales pitch, anxiety, bullying, change, corruption,
Form:
Narrative
Theatre of the More AbsurdHer smile was that of a witch
On a broom at night she rode
Vote for me,...
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Categories:
sales pitch, political,
Form:
Quatrain
Commercial Break From Reality
Look-see into the Telly,
let that buy Idol Eye soil your soul
Go to sleep,
and fall deep
into the Cyclops’ belly
Allow the remote
to take rip van winkle...
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Categories:
sales pitch, funny, humorous, satire, word
Form:
Light Verse