Best Rudy Poems

He lies on the living room carpet
Conscious, groggy but awake
No signs of injury, lightly moaning
Leaning over him, how to help?
He fell last Thursday too
Better letting him settle
Before trying getting him up
Maybe I'll need to call
My son or ambulance aids
Now I'll just lie down facing him
Talk...

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Rudolph was a late comer to our 1823 story,
arriving 116 years later he grabbed all the glory.
His nose is red, so much for what's true.
He's just a rookie at bring Xmas gifts to you.


For Andrea's Christmas Clerihew Contest...

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There was a young man named Rudy.
He prowled bars, looking for booty.

What he thought was a girl,
turned out to be Earl.

But the black eye he got was a beauty!!.....

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Movie triolet inspired by the movie "Rudy". Rudy is a true story of an Indiana kid with the 
dream of playing football at Notre Dame. He was too small and too slow to even be 
considered. Not to denied, he played on the practice team...

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There was a clumsy witch named Trudy
  She fancied a warlock called Rudy
            Trudy cast a spell
             For him to just...

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Hey Rudy, hey Rudy you walked and you talked,
and stepped on your tongue, 9/11, New York.
So, tell me Rudy how did you know
that the twin towers were going to blow? 
You told the reporters they’d  be on the ground			
long before they ever came down.		
What...

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Rudy in his wheelchair gets around pretty good. He has a good job and transportation via a special van. He shops at local stores and everyone is nice except at the drug store where the clerk seems to have a problem with Rudy.

Rudy has noticed...

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a.	“did you hear about the naked guy who chewed the face off the other naked guy in miami over the weekend?”
b.	“i did.  ****ing crazy, no?  but he didn’t chew off his whole face---only a portion of it.”
a.	“so you are gonna split hairs here?...

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Mr. Rudy Giuliani
In New York piles high the hot pastrami
   
  Testifying before Washingtonian swamis
  He's begging for extra-thin-sliced salami...

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Many moons ago
Rudolph played in the snow
He did not have to fly
With Father Christmas, in the sky
Because his Mummy said no...

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Rudolph the reindeer had twin,Randolph
    Rudy had him fill in, while he golfed
                  Santa didn't approve
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I know a comedian named Rudy
  Had a gaggle of fans he called 'Cuties'
    New jokes his Cuties offend
    Which Rudy never intends
  So Rudy hawks crosses in Djibouti...

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Many moons ago,
Rudolph played in the snow.
He did not have to fly,
With Father Christmas, in the sky,
Beccause his Mummy said no.




I wrote this some time ago....

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