Best Router Poems

Verizon router won't connect to internet blues
(alternately titled: ma bell heave hubble
telecommunications gone south).

Best sung courtesy rotten dull liver:red worst
after words which, I gotta quench...

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In our world technological,
Here's how to talk to gadgets digital,
"Now listen up, keyboard and router,
Not to mention dysfunctional mouser....
Are you listening carefully to me?
(I am...

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I received an exciting soup mail
I’m minted, with wealth off the scale
But I know it’s a fraud
By some bloke from abroad
These fraudster’s should be put...

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Modern Family Life

By Elton Camp

Families sat and talked in days of yore
But a great many don’t do that anymore

Oh, they may be present in the...

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You all know me quite well
I'm a creature from Hell
A troublesome sprite
Your lives I do blight

If you've got trouble
your woes I will double
Your machines are...

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Thus upon a strategic seat we hoped for,
or politely sought from manager of the house
ah, our luck to be situated in close proximity,
where impossibility to...

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For the first time my computer has fallen
It can’t seem to boot up, the screen’s blank
Needless to say, I am more than crestfallen
I have no...

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I see


I see pictures on a blank canvas.
I see images inside your image.
I see the tranquility within the madness.
I see a beautiful world only I...

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Teachers and Faculty care less and less about students every year
If u aren't the favorite don't expect caring
Ur parents have to bring cookies to the...

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The Stolen Wi-Fi Signal

By Elton Camp

Roscoe is a man with a wife and two chillin’
What happened he didn’t find a bit thrillin’
Cause late at night...

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we share a love, you and I;

uploaded amongst the wireless bandwidths, bits and bytes, enmeshed and encrypted.

a love transcending beyond the mesh of space and...

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C:
  I journeyed long upon the way, e-mailed through your router
  hello "Henry", good to greet, I am in your computer
  I...

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Tree
What is this tree you plant 
It is called the tree of hope
Tree of hope you say 
tell me more this day
the tree is a...

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As precautionary measure...
 
I backed up all software
resident on fifteen inch 
Macbook Pro computer
yesterday December first 
two thousand twenty two
courtesy two terabyte 
Seagate external drive.

Hardware...

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Lighting of the lamp

Consciousness blinker,
let silence tinker,
animating mind
gripped in ego’s bind.

Polarity dance
tangos to balance,
inner and outer
sentience router.

Divine magnetism 
ignites body prism.
Our soul comes of age,
in...

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