Best Right Up Your Alley Poems
King VladKing Vlad is anything but Democracy’s man of the hour.
Rather, à coup sûr, he’s really Stalin’s nasty little boy
who ironically parades "svoboda" and "glasnost" like
he really means them—actually he means them not.
King Vlad’s political traditions and pronouncements
are well-known among those who are sadly...
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Categories:
right up your alley, betrayal, corruption, emotions, evil,
Form:
Free verse
24Poem number 24
tells all I know of Sally.
A Sally from a food place
where foods right up her alley.
Where Sally serves the many
and sometimes just a few.
That Sally learns to service
them coming as her crew.
She keeps her coffee brewing
all throughout the day.
It's when she checks her...
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Categories:
right up your alley, appreciation, care, career, dedication,
Form:
Couplet
Nanny's AlleyEating blatant misused things
I'm doing it all for Sally
Things...
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Categories:
right up your alley, fantasy, war,
Form:
Ballad
Took a TallyOf poem soup poems, took a tally
Found this to be right down my alley
When I had read poem every time
Was similar to mine and did rhyme
Dashdashdashdotdotdotdashdashdash
Which is S-O-S and hate to be brash
I'd rather be smart and never dumber
There is Morse code for each number.
Read...
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Categories:
right up your alley, environment,
Form:
Couplet
Cooking Comes Naturally To MeCooking comes very naturally to me
Why I can boil water and even pour tea
Ask me to toss salad and, whoosh--one, two, three
Your basic veggies, topped with beer nuts and provolone cheeze*
Now heating up a hotdog is right up my...
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Categories:
right up your alley, confidence, food, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
I Fell In Love With a Little ValleyI fell in love with a little valley
while watching the sun rise.
This adventure, like all the others,
is right up my alley,
...
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Categories:
right up your alley, nature,
Form:
Free verse
In the AirTrump let one rip at his rally
(You know Jan's keeping the tally)
On November third
No more whirlybird
Prison is right down his alley*
*Despite Barrett, Trump's
Justice Department have failed to
block E. Jean Caroll's lawsuit
against the POTUS for raping her
in a department store dressing room!...
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Categories:
right up your alley, political, power, women,
Form:
Limerick
Maps For Miss SallyLife's never been better for Miss Sally
Got her copy of Rand-McNally
Geography teacher’s dream
Perfect fodder for a meme
Since new road maps are right up her alley.
March 16, 2021...
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Categories:
right up your alley, happy, teacher,
Form:
Limerick
When I saw Dilly dallyWhen I saw Dilly dally
I thought, "Oh no, this kid's got to rally!
Cuz if he loses this race,
it'll be a total disgrace,
cuz this race was right up his alley.
...
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Categories:
right up your alley, 12th grade, encouraging, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
Bad News Whisper WhisperBad news
Have you heard?
Worst scenario
Right up her alley
Whisper whisper
Gossip gossip
Whisper gossip
Embellish
Lie
Bad news
Some cannot wait
To shock you
Scare you maybe
Frighten you with horror
of details
They are making up as they go
Bad news
Some cannot wait to give it
Whisper whisper
Gossip Gosspi
Embellish Embellish Lie Lie Lie
Others cannot wait to receive it
I...
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Categories:
right up your alley, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse