Best Right Up Your Alley Poems

King Vlad is anything but Democracy’s man of the hour.
Rather, à coup sûr, he’s really Stalin’s nasty little boy
who ironically parades "svoboda" and "glasnost" like 
he really means them—actually he means them not.

King Vlad’s political traditions and pronouncements 
are well-known among those who are sadly...

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Poem number 24
tells all I know of Sally.

A Sally from a food place
where foods right up her alley.

Where Sally serves the many
and sometimes just a few.

That Sally learns to service
them coming as her crew.

She keeps her coffee brewing
all throughout the day.

It's when she checks her...

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Eating blatant misused things
                    I'm doing it all for Sally
                Things...

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Of poem soup poems, took a tally
Found this to be right down my alley
When I had read poem every time
Was similar to mine and did rhyme

Dashdashdashdotdotdotdashdashdash
Which is S-O-S and hate to be brash
I'd rather be smart and never dumber
There is Morse code for each number.

Read...

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Cooking comes very naturally to me
   Why I can boil water and even pour tea
Ask me to toss salad and, whoosh--one, two, three
   Your basic veggies, topped with beer nuts and provolone cheeze*

Now heating up a hotdog is right up my...

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I fell in love with a little valley
  while watching the sun rise.
     This adventure, like all the others,
        is right up my alley,
         ...

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Trump let one rip at his rally
(You know Jan's keeping the tally)
On November third
No more whirlybird
Prison is right down his alley*

*Despite Barrett, Trump's 
Justice Department have failed to
block E. Jean Caroll's lawsuit
against the POTUS for raping her
in a department store dressing room!...

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Life's never been better for Miss Sally
Got her copy of Rand-McNally
Geography teacher’s dream
Perfect fodder for a meme
Since new road maps are right up her alley.


March 16, 2021...

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When I saw Dilly dally
I thought, "Oh no, this kid's got to rally!
Cuz if he loses this race,
it'll be a total disgrace,
cuz this race was right up his alley.
...

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Bad news
Have you heard?
Worst scenario
Right up her alley
Whisper whisper
Gossip gossip
Whisper gossip
Embellish
Lie

Bad news
Some cannot wait
To shock you
Scare you maybe
Frighten you with horror
of details
They are making up as they go

Bad news
Some cannot wait to give it
Whisper whisper
Gossip Gosspi
Embellish Embellish Lie Lie Lie
Others cannot wait to receive it
I...

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