Best Rich And Famous Poems

I once walked into my backyard
and found two slugs mating in a bucket
I had just learned how slugs go about mating, 
or trust-I would have been rightly confused

Here hangs a long line of slime, almost a foot long
and then halfway down the thread of slime,...

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A blanket of stars sweep the coming night--
Hollywood bound-- their castles and sacred walls.
Gossip and bribery become their industry tools,
the crucifixes they wear-- another piece in their collection.
Their ancestors may not have been so black and white,
a widescreen decorated with such colourful fools,
blood diamond draped...

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Well, I was gonna write a poem
But I can't remember how
I know words are involved
You know, like "thee" and "thou"

And I was gonna be famous
You know, like Edgar Allan Poe
Wait!, I think that was his name
Or was it David Allan Coe?

Yep, I was gonna be...

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I am going to be rich and famous,
everyone will know me, my name in lights!
Great! Where will you start?
Will you be a singer, dancer, artist, basketball star? Quarterback?

Not sure yet.
But I will be grandiose and brilliant; everyone will be calling my name.
I will wear dark...

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Any total ignoramus
Can end up rich and famous,
But riches and celebrity
Often lead to misery.
Contented I have grown
Being poor and little known....

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The Rich And Famous
Written: by Tom
3/14/2020

Too many view themselves as being upper crust,
just because they have more money than another.
But does that mean they deserve our undying trust,
with opinions they attempt to sway or smother. 

They exist on a pedestal for all to see,
and actively...

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They think, like dolphins or elephants they're so smart,
And like goats they behave rather intelligent;
They think by riches they can get everything bought,
Even the rarest of rare gems of great elegance...

I had once, by error, conceived such a concept,
Started wielding, like kings, the scepter of...

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