Best Remodeling Poems

One ear on top
Like a satelite dish
One eye in front and back
So I can see all I wish

My chin is now longer
For it's carrying my...

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It's a curiosity to me
how we are so alike,
yet, so different in this manner.
I could never survive in your union,
my soul craves a more intimate...

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In less than 12 hours I will be starting a new job. The first job I've had other than working for myself doing remodeling for...

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We're going to get a mirror
Twenty-two by sixty-eight
It will be hung upon the wall  
Where we get our old plates

Not because we want to...

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HE DID WHAT??????????


I got a call from my grandson 
whose remodeling his "new home"
He said it's big and wide and spacious
And it even has a...

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It’s a swill no one interrupts— 
A pill that consumes and corrupts 
Our honor's been jailed
And truth’s will is impaled
As the blood PAC tempest erupts


Author's...

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As the remodeling begins
Much joy fills the air,
All the material is gathered
Soon a new room will appear.

Bright lavender paint
Replaces the old dull wall,
Colorful ceiling fan...

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Once upon Trump time,
Free-range,
organic,
totally uncaged hens
brown
and black
and even white
and all things in-between
prepared to vote for more green climate health
growing indoor/outdoor good-egg chicken family values
planning to...

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Remarkable mother devoted wife
Forty seven years with her partner in life
Before he passed, rarely apart
He was her rock, she his heart

Unprepared to live alone at...

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I feel the agony of your anguish,  
The pulsing pain that now persists
I hear distant calls of your distress
And hear tell your tears of...

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Dearest D.G.,
it appears to me...
you have a slight quandary!

Let me clarify your confusion,
you frivolous fop...
your relationship is a flop.

Lose his number,
as it seems to be...
you...

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Let me tell you of a man in a roundabout way
As you casually straighten your tie
The first I heard of Wales 
Was in a public...

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I found an old skeleton key
So old it was

That old key

While remodeling my wash
Room

It fell right down in my hands
As I stood there watching

I don’t...

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Lightening bolts of color frolic across the snow,
Splatter on the ground, bounce off ice crusted pond,
Heralding Icicle’s last rendezvous dance with Spring,
As soft white dove...

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Evict me from this grimy house
My son asked me what self-loathing is
His home still occupied with laughter
I was taken aback by his cleanliness
I told him...

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