Best Recruit Poems

Fifty years, boy and man, I’ve been a Sooners fan;
And watched thousands of recruits try to make my Sooners Team.
Often, I’ve enviously wondered what it must be like
To be a touted Sooners recruit, living out his dream.

He’d had a great career through high school;
Made good...

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Recruit Division

I never applied to join the Army, a nice man phoned me,
He said I was the type they liked, with a steel certainty,
Plus he happened to mention the nurses on the way,
And the simple matter of doubling up my pay,
I signed.

So after having passed...

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Inroduction"Wonder Woman" was a cartoon character I read a girl. She 
was super strong and handled huge problems! She was awesome!




I have always wanted to be her! Strong, with those groovy boots, great 
hair and outfit.yes, and those boots?
I never wanted to look like some...

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There was once a recruit named Hubie Hunt,

   Who hoped to fly but was told "no" so blunt,

      "Sorry, you ain't qualified"

         So Hubie was certified

    ...

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For President We Should Recruit Horn Limerick

What we at times so often will refute
If we by someone they do well-suit;
Agrees with what we have to say
Not an obstacle getting in the way;
For President should start to recruit.

Jim Horn...

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Running from the cops
To thirsty vampires... set up
For death for prison....

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while brushing each boot
he (she) had been a new recruit
looked great in his (her) suit
accurately would shoot
of crop was the fruit

Take your pick of last line....

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Seven applied for the position of traveling mayor.
Glorious sunrise shined upon the eager new applicants.
Welcome splurge of information came forth rather quickly.
We appoint watchers to take notes on contenders.

Spit dribble out of a mouth twice –ugh!
The concept of napkin never entered his mind?
A divorce does...

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Turn pirate
Or walk the plank?
It's yes or no mate.
If it's yes we celebrate
No it's in to the water you go. I am just
Being frank.
Turn pirate
Nothing is inappropriate
After all we drank.
It's yes or no mate.
We get to keep everything we confiscate
So you'll have gold hidden away...

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Realized I Was A Poetry Recruit

What I realized was I wanted to recruit,
Poem which might be small and minute;
Could tell,
Written well,
And about hope you have given a hoot.

Jim Horn...

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Recruit with an Attribute

Results of action was to recruit,
And enlist with a wild attribute;
Up now fired,
And inspired;
Did look plump in a  parachute.

Jim Horn...

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while we paid tribute
she had been a new recruit
always gave a hoot

God is there in air
would be best when we should share
she did with much care

husband a president
from his sins had to repent
She gave her consent

buried in family plot
to heaven by God was brought
we love...

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Shot Trump Recruit Not Giving a Hoot

What we really should do is shoot,
Someone who is a Trump recruit,
And lump of lard;
Complete retard;
Care less and never giving a hoot.

At Fun Poke With a Joke

What we should do is at fun poke;
With much joy come up with...

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RECRUIT

Where’s my heart, my chest is hollow
I have no passion left to cry or emote
Nor any regret, at the vows I broke 
I now belong with very different folk
As my previous life swirls up as smoke
After reading what my master wrote
Now there’s a different path...

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