Best Recommended Poems
One of the teaching standards
Is
Behaviour Management
&
Motivating & Engaging
Students
Classroom
Manage-
Ment
Putting
The Italian diplomat's
Timeless wisdom on full display
Written after a night
At the pub
This EVERSELLER
After three weeks
Of employing Machiavellianism
In the classroom
We checked student feedback
"We won't put up with arrogant teachers."
"He's a jerk."
This behaviour management strategy
Has now been
Swiftly abandoned
Said a handsome New Orleans waiter,
"Sir, can I recommend some freshly caught gator?"
I said, "Are you for real?
Didn’t you hear about that poor woman Lucille?"
"But Sir, what if I can assure you ~ this ain't the gator that ate her?"
While driving along, just after Mass
Father McGee drove a bit fast
But the person he passed, at eighty two
Was Sergeant O'Mally all dressed in blue
The Father pull over and it didn't take long
To see the cops cruiser with all it's lights on
McGee rolled his window, down ready to talk
As O'Mally got out and cautiously walked
When O'Mally leaned down to question McGee
He smelled something wrong, poked his head into see
"Have you been drinking" the Cop entertained
"Only water, that's Holy, McGee did explain
Then both looking down, what lie on the floor,
An empty wine bottle, there two, maybe more
"WATER" replied The Cop with a grin
McGee then declared, "Christ's done it Again"
Shep was a slug-a-bug, a sluggard, a sloth
A do-little, do-nothing, man of the cloth
He cancelled more sermons than he ever wrote
This lazy lay-about did not fool this old goat.
He was a goldbricker at my church too said Lou.
Why do you think I recommended him to you?
When They Were Reversed Leitmotif Seria
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By:Contralto Mezzo By: Castrato Bel Canto
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I told a friend A standard set up
and she confirmed the same the reverse can lead to
it's that part of love and loving confusion
that no seems to say when the arrangement is swapped
a situation where thus is non-traditional in
when this arrangement is swapped A standard order
To those accustom to a certain
way of doing things
it can be a difficult
adaptation
to be ruined, defeated,or outwitted,
through trickery or deception
cheated or swindled out of something
cursed cause I failed to win
polite and less informal
won't go that route again
exhausted exploration of something else
"euchred" if they fail to win
the number of tricks they promised
tired in the literal sense
the general sense in meaning
use of the word to express
the way this man is feeling