Best Receptionist Poems

The divine swell of
Her heaving breasts
Soothes the pain
Of large
Bills....

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Behind painted desk,
Her smile welcomes everyone,
Counting the minutes.

(C) 2015 PJ Bayliss
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The receptionist smiled and captivated the room.
Her beauty and curves made the men swoon.
She was all business when she talked,
But they forgot about business when she walked…...

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nailed her eyes
into my face
without hammer...

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The Receptionist


Of her eyes 
and of her hair
I have been 
aware one year
and I have said 
no more than 
I’ll be gone 
all afternoon,
take all calls, 
all messages.


Donal Mahoney...

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I have reluctantly come to a doctor’s office.
It is 11:00. I have been here for twenty minutes.
Have seen no one. Even the receptionist left.
Did they go to lunch and forget to tell us?
Maybe this is why no one is here.

Except Charlie and I.
I know his...

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Lovely Receptionist Is Cute

We had told the whole truth to the tooth;
Then again told whole truth to the tooth;
Tooth to tooth danced,
And we had romanced;
We have tried to get to root of the truth.

For my famious  dentist did start to root,
We understand at his...

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Our boss employed a receptionist
Whose beauty we could not compare
Double D cups woke up the knights
As pheromones surged through the air

Her chair is usually empty
Excepting this handwritten note:
"I have just stepped out for the male"
Exactly as written I quote...

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