Best Realtor Poems

I was ready,
I was there…
They stood me up,
They didn’t care.
They left me standing there!
But now I am good,
Now I am fine.
I’ll do this Open House...

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A Realtor Haiku

was starting to see
they must sell some property
for them to survive

what would be best way
for all of this to be done
and end up...

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 Walk with me, let me show what I can.
This house has been standing here for quite some time
It's one of a kind, completely made...

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I fell in love with the Sixteen Zero Three when I was eight.
I was fifty-eight before someone located the owners who had moved on 
Thirty-nine...

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Most local folk lore is intended to unnerve but
I think there's validity to the Haunted horse shoe curve.
The building of our nations rails took a...

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We await the daily mail delivery with eager anticipation.
Alas, today came another batch of worthless information!
Of course there were the usual bills that arrive without...

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Deception In Soup Creek

There once was a town called Soup Creek amiable and quaint
Filled with all these characters, a perfect picture they'd paint
It was founded...

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The wilderness has been improved of late,
Or so they say.
The maple trees where sticky syrup oozed
Between the cracks of scarred and broken bark,
The wild apple...

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The Legend of the Laughing Skeleton 
  
By Elton Camp

The real estate agent didn’t want to show the place
“The old farmhouse and barn are...

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The beard line came within a 1/4" from a field of chest hair and called a truce on this wild mop headed man-child who spoke...

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It was a moment in time 
                  a...

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They Found Their Dream House

By Elton Camp

A large family home Joe and Sue required
With a quick sale as their lease had expired

A fixer-upper, they agreed,...

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Upon bitterly cold dawning hours of one January 2000 day
the Harns family desperately sought a place to live – “hay
there” Nelson Swartley (an independent realtor)...

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A Large House at a Bargain Price

By Elton Camp

It’s off from the busy highway
Making it a quiet place to stay

With two stories and a basement
It’s...

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The church doors would then open on both sides of the street.
A young man heard Cecelia’s words sounding effete.
He said in response to those words...

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