Best Rash Poems

elements combine
elements are periodical
periodical books bore
periodical tables
tables made of symbols
tables without plates
plates are round
plates which hold pi
pi is a formula
pi is a tool
tool for a scientist
tool for a fool
fool who professes knowledge
fool who makes rules
rules are finite
rules are broken
broken like copper
broken like hearts
hearts full of...

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Let not rash ejections of the mind
Blind thee of rational occasions
For idleness renders you unhappy
Yield not to whims 
Nor be rash
Restrain ridiculous mentality
For it is thee mind
That makes thee truth
Remain or disappear 
Yield not to prejudice
Yield not to succumb
Uneasy and insipid constraints
Shall not render me
My...

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When one is lonely and shy
and the whole world is passing by,
play this little game although quite tame,
key in your name in the anagram frame,
take flight from commonality
to change one’s personality
you may find it gives one a boost
a character from a novel by Proust,
aid one...

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As Cupid came on streaming through
the sky in great repose.
The friction caught him by surprise
in every sense Helios.

To solve the problem he would think
"How can I keep my cool?"
And with a nod and with a wink
proved he was no one's fool.

He sprinkled powder on his...

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9-2-6

running to “biblical” conclusions
before 
pondering climate change...

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Race up and down life's highway
No stopping to pay any toll
Just livin' it up in the fast lane
Spiraling out of control

Don't hit the breaks keep moving
Take it as far as you can go
Might need a boost of high octane
Won't stop 'til your engine is blown

Get...

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There were tears in her eyes,
When he caused her to cry,
By saying their love could not be.
Now he breathes a sad sigh,
As he asks himself why
He ever did long to be free.

His poor heart is on fire;
Love's flames burning higher;
As he watches her walk out...

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I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash...

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An Old Timer's Advice To Rash Young Lads

When youthful ardor flows like raging flood,
temptation's ills are waiting in the blood.
Even with painful lessons in the past,
nothing stops that hot-rush and cannons blast!

When Spring air brings out that deep mating call
some think of love desires, nary...

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DIAPER RASH

They took me out again
on a short leash
bag ready
just in case.

I had been trained
not to go
in the house,
to be subservient
to my masters,

repeat only
what I’d
been taught

regurgitate
the answers
sought.

They taught
I learned
by rote
and then……

they removed
the diaper
shook out all
my errant
thoughts,
patted my head,
let me
off leash.

I cleansed
my backside palate
“WHAT A LOAD!”
I...

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i itch
i rub
i scoot
i scratch
this rash won't go away!...

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hobo artists
share frowns
of
fortune.

hands give chaperon
harems to accelerate
truant arousal.

postscripts bargain ordeal,
casualties
fatalities
blossom hymns,
paying tribute to jagged wreaths.

and

bolero cotillions
applaud javelin
apparitions....

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Never foolishly regard friends as enemies
If you mistake you may lose true peace
Many will appear wrong to your eyes
But, they will be toward you only nice

Hate none by viewing a single bad act
Please take into account every fact
Out of sudden impulse never behave
Stop behaving like...

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Can you hear me, I'm singing a happy ditty
To help brighten your day and get rid of the shitties
If you send me flowers
I'll just try to devour
The roses, coz others give me a rash on my dinghy...

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It's 3 A.M. and here I sit, my ass in my big easy chair
Did I hear someone say insomnia as at the ceiling I stare
You pretty well nailed it
A rash act will commit
Like setting the house ablaze or running naked in the town square...

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