Best Racoon Poems

I watched a raccoon on a warm, sunny evening 
as he lazily sit upon a branch high in the breeze; 
When all of a sudden a brilliant, bright butterfly 
gently landed just below him on a leaf.
The raccoon's eyes lit up with curiosity at the...

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The small raccoon

In a sitting position 
His head bowed
On the side of the highway
Gone was the creatures life
He wandered away for just a moment from mom
Startled by traffic 
Disoriented 
He just ran
Into the moving beasts
Those beautiful, young paws are stilled forever...

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there is a gang of raccoon
who run in the land of rangoon
every night they get wasted
because of booze taste tested
for they live under the floor of a saloon...

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A racoon once saw a stray kitten
He was very smitten
Decided to adopt it
And made for it a small pit
He brought her some nuts
But the kitty had no guts
Flustered he looked here and there
The kitten’s hunger he couldn’t bear
Finally he carried her in his arms
Went to...

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The racoon ate the rat but the rat was raw,
So the racoon cooked the rat and the rat was no more...

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Groot Limericks

Groot is an alien tree being
So tall you just cannot miss him
He obsorbed a bomb blast
Protecting friends from fall fast
And regrown in a pot from one limb


Groot would only say one word
Racoon understood what he heard
Best friends they did stay
Kept baddies at bay
Together both...

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